Robert Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 You surely are a "closet" Olwen fanboy, Da Woes. What other reason you would have her on your sig, claming that she's awesome? The point of the sig is that Olwen is an empty vassal for daimthunder. Comprendo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 (edited) *demands to know how long his Lasagna/the wine list will take to finally arrive* Edited August 12, 2009 by NinjaMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Just sitting down may give you hemorragic fever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Just sitting down may give you hemorragic fever. Let me guess - these chairs are special Mafia 'hemorragic fever-inducing chairs' right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Well, you can pay their price to get influenza or common clod seats. (Hey, that have to make some profit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 *demands to know how long his Lasagna/the wine list will take to finally arrive* Geoffrey: Apologies on the Lasagna. It seems that this Robert fellow has caused such a big commotion that the chefs have stopped cooking and have begun to draw straws to see which would get the chance to kill him. As for the wine list... *Geoffrey steps back as Noish and Alec strugle to push a cart carrying a MASSIVELY thick book over to NinjaMonkey's table.* Alec: Why... Isn't this... Thing digitalized? Noish: Because... That doesn't... Come across... As high class... *Yes, the wine list IS that big and heavy. Yes, it would make more sense to convert the list to a digital format. No, I'm not gonna do it.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Well, you can pay their price to get influenza or common clod seats. (Hey, that have to make some profit) If they have either, it's because your brains have been splatered on them. Thrice. At least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 It seems that this Robert fellow has caused such a big commotion that the chefs have stopped cooking and have begun to draw straws to see which would get the chance to kill him. As for the wine list... Turns out those bozos were drawing crayons from the same box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 (edited) It seems that this Robert fellow has caused such a big commotion that the chefs have stopped cooking and have begun to draw straws to see which would get the chance to kill him. As for the wine list... Turns out those bozos were drawing crayons from the same box Oh, yeah. Wolfgang Puck uses crayons for drawing straws. Actually , I believe they were using a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles... Edited August 13, 2009 by Giorno Giovanna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Cain is mad because he can't finish his coloring book. (Matthis broke the crayons when he lost) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Cain is mad because he can't finish his coloring book. (Matthis broke the crayons when he lost) The Cain working here is FE1 Cain, not FE11 Cain. There's a difference. Also, there isn't a single crayon in the building. We don't allow children in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Then I oughta skeddadle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Then I oughta skeddadle. Yes. Skidoosh. Leave. Bugger off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 *looks over the wine list* I have the house wine, if you please. Also, do you think you could hurry up with that Lasagna, because I'm getting pretty famished here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 *looks over the wine list* I have the house wine, if you please. Also, do you think you could hurry up with that Lasagna, because I'm getting pretty famished here. *Alec and Noish give one last look of "What the hell?" before passing out from the strain of moving the book. Forde quickly comes back with a platter of Lasagna, cooked to perfection.* Forde: Apologies for the wait. It seems that the Chefs have gotten over their anger of Robert temporarily. *Meanwhile, Sawyer is busy dragging bags of angrily carved up cows to the dumpster. What a waste of good steak meat.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Wait I forgot my totodile plush toy. I can't leave without it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 Wait I forgot my totodile plush toy. I can't leave without it. You mean the one Sawyer took with the wrecked cow to the dumpster? You'd better hurry. She uses that thing as a makeshift incinerator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I can't leave without. Tell tom sawyer to bring it to me personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I can't leave without. Tell tom sawyer to bring it to me personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 1) Sawyer is a chick. Ever seen Black Lagoon? Yeah, she's the gothchick with the Big Fucking Chainsaw. 2)Sounds like she's started torching the trash. you better hurry back there if you wanna save your Pokedoll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 No, toto can save himself. Tom sawyer>chainsawyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aitherion Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 This brings back certain... unsettling memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 I found the adventures of tom sawyer charming. ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 13, 2009 Author Share Posted August 13, 2009 This brings back certain... unsettling memories. What part? Sawyer? The Pokedoll? Robert's overall EpicFail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 My epic fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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