Rehab Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 (edited) Having a spur of the moment dead-end fantasy about being a comedian. Help me out? -Love - girls liking boys liking girls and vice versa -those bitch characters who are all over the place in media children/youth watch who give stupid growing boys the impression that girls dont like boys below a certain caliber, or dont like guys in general and therefore boys should keep their filthy hands -those dumbass guy characters who screw it up for everybody, and boys appearing retarded comparing to girls -sex myths (girls in general dont want it compared to boys, theres not something for everybody) -Crackpot illuminati theories? What if textbooks and geography are all shams? Is this the shittiest thing to make a joke about ever, or is that just what they want me to think? -Fighting games in particular (more to come)* -Taking games seriously, relating them to other media -The idea of taking enjoyment from being indier/hardcorer than thou -Being easily amused, and its benefits -Damaged goods are funny -Differing values between countries (read: Anime is weird) *-related matter: succeeding competitively despite looking retarded doing it, looking good losing and which is better -Malcolm X (breaching the matter respectfully and carefully is not optional, you racist piece of shit) -Personal memories of retarded shit -funny stuff/coincidences in the English language -trying to learn a new language -(thanks for the idea Chalis) people's reactions to suggestive things that put them off somehow -The gays Edit the millionth: -Forums, and how hard one should try to get a response when responding on them (may be a broad area) Edited August 17, 2009 by Rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aitherion Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 can i add some ideas -Dogs who can talk -Cheese and how it smells -Airline food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I'd laugh at anything! Hahaha! I am sooooo funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 -Someone getting hit by an ambulance. -A firetruck catching fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted August 17, 2009 Author Share Posted August 17, 2009 (edited) rrrr thread was supposed to be semisrs but I guess we can't have our cake and eat it CAN WE (my bad, should've been more clear about what the point was, better luck next time) -racial and gender equality (no not in the sense that the ideas are jokes) -failing to get a point across Edited August 17, 2009 by Rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judas Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 i was unaware someone could make dane cook's repetoire even less funny. A+ work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kedyns Crow Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 i was unaware someone could make dane cook's repetoire even less funny. A+ work That was an A+ burn. Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 (edited) While I'm flattered you give me so much credit, never watched more than a story about frat girls and a master class in the wonderful art of undulating onstage of his. If this spur-of-the-moment shitlist is in fact a list of cardinal sins against good standup, could you help me out with some specificity? Edited August 18, 2009 by Rehab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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