Candlejack Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 When you doesn't afraid of anything. Or when your name is Zagaro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 When you're a bard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 When you're Canadian. But then you can never be as badass as an American or a German, according to APH... Similarly, if you are French, you are an automatic lecher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I have French Canadian, German, and I'm an American. So... WTF? When your punches produce fire and knock people off the scre- er I mean view of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 When you're Canadian. Similarly, if you are French, you are an automatic coward. Fixed. Also, if you manage to jump out of an airborne vehicle and punch somebody in the face at such high of a velocity, it ruptures not only the victim, but the surrounding space and timeframe, causing anything within thirty miles of the origin point to collapse and literally disappear from the face of the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 When you win wars by doing this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 When you destroy a helicopter by stabbing it with a knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 When you blow said helicopter up by hitting it with a single flaming arrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 When you blow up said helicopter with sheer MANLINESS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 When you can kick everything within a ten foot radius AT THE SAME TIME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 When you are, LITERALLY, a one-man army. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyosua Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 When you win wars by doing this: I never save images on my computer, and I really have the urge to save that, that's how funny that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 When you have (to paraphrase) FRICKING MIND BULLETS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 When you can stop bullets WITH YOUR MIND! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 When you impregnate a woman just by talking to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 When you shoot down Fighter Jets with a Finger Gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 When you can wield sword-chucks without mutilating yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 When you shoot down Fighter Jets with a Finger Gun. That reminds me of Eden of the East. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 When you can kill people with exploding playing cards. Oh, Hi, Gambit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 When you can warp reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 When you survive a Nuking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 When you survive a nuking without being a cockroach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 If your nipples can shoot flames. If people nickname you Jupiter because of how big your sac is. When your batting average is over 9,000. If you can kick your future self in the balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 The Time Traveler's Wife dude can do the last one easily! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Except he's not a badass, nor does he have control over it. So he's half-ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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