Altera the Hun Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) I bid you welcome to the HETALIA THREAD. Enjoy your stay, and watch out for lead pipes. First, allow me to introduce our not so unique rules... HETALIA THREAD rules: 01) Hetalia is our religion. 02) No one knows who the hell are the Heroes and Villains. ~~02a)Exception for America. America is ALWAYS the Hero. 03) All lurkers must be called out to join. Yes, that may involve stealing Lurkers from the FE4 THREAD. Not like they can't lurk both... 05) Loops must always exist, especially between couples. 06) Polygamy is perfectly acceptable. Not like anyone can ever keep the pairings straight, anyways. 07) When in doubt, Germania or Rome are the father. Jury's still out on the scapegoat mother. 08) There is no Rule 8. 09) I think I forgot rule 4. Oh well, it probably woulda been bad anyways. 10) If your fast food gows missing, blame America. 11) Rules subject to change whenever I damn well feel like it. Edited September 22, 2009 by America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) This picture must be in the first page. *breaks wine bottle* Edited September 27, 2009 by South Italy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) WEEEEEEEE!!! GERMANIA AND ROME! No one knows which one is the mother... >.>;; Edited September 22, 2009 by America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I found doujinshi. Let the age old question be solved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 I found doujinshi. Let the age old question be solved! The non-gay doujin artists claim it's Rome, yet he still has a penis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 The non-gay doujin artists claim it's Rome, yet he still has a penis... Well too freaking bad, because according to this, the mommy is Germania. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 The non-gay doujin artists claim it's Rome, yet he still has a penis... Well too freaking bad, because according to this, the mommy is Germania. *Yaoi cover* [insert look of horror here] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chalis Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Ah that Prussia. I still haven't decided who to pair him with as I'm more of a Switzerland/Austria fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 It's obviously PrussiaXHungary. Only a woman that kinky can keep a man as horny as Prussia in line... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Communard Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) Eh, Prussia? Edited September 22, 2009 by Le Communard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 Poor Prussia... He was a victim of Russia's Yandereness, and didn't survive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Needs more Belgium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 Needs more Belgium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 This thread is made of fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 This thread is made of ham and cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 Turkey. Pimpin' the world since the 10th Century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Turkey/Greece You're lucky I don't support the pairing, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intoner Two Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 now I wish I had a popsicle~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Needs more EmeraldxBelgium/Parsee amirite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 [Pic] now I wish I had a popsicle~ Considering England is the guy who can see and talk to fairy tale creatures, and even rides unicorns, this isn't that surprising of a pic. America is still not gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalis Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Considering England is the guy who can see and talk to fairy tale creatures, and even rides unicorns, this isn't that surprising of a pic. America is still not gay. Is this a challenge? Very well, I accept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 War is brewing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 Considering England is the guy who can see and talk to fairy tale creatures, and even rides unicorns, this isn't that surprising of a pic. America is still not gay. Is this a challenge? Very well, I accept. Yaoi Doujinshi will not be permittable evidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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