Progenitus Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Based on a scale of 1-10, with 5.5 being average, blah blah blah. Ratings will come soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Lemme predict. Haar - 11/10 Volug - 9000/10 Meg - What What about the ladies like Neph or Micaiah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) Miccy Sue Miccy Sue is one of the unmanliest characters in the game. For one, being a girl, two, being a Mary Sue, three, for being ORKO'd by everything forever. She also got surprise buttsecks'd by the soldiers in the opening movie and required Ike's wife to save her. There's pretty much no way to redeem her. Even a couple of good lines aren't enough. 1/10 Edited November 23, 2009 by Andrew W.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Lemme guess: Edward get 3, Leo gets 9000. Need any help in this...eh...project? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I expect Tanith to recieve at least 9, and Leanne must get higher than Rafiel regardless of what the actual scores are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Ike cannot get a 10. That's all I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interceptor Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 It'll be nice to see Stefan highly-ranked on some sort of list for once. Also, RFoF, his name is "Manith". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjackal Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) Tanith is the man. Titania's more built that most guys. Nailah's a ruler with bitches and riches, even getting Tibarn in her grasp (sure, it's ALL about you Tibarn, keep thinking that). Tanith-8 Titania-9 Nailah->9000 In fact... Keiran only seems bigger because his picture is more close up. So not only is she taller, she's probably just as built. Edited September 22, 2009 by Kuja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasori Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 tibarn. ITS OVER 9000000000 Nolan=chuck norris so he is the most manly character of the game Edward. 1/10 dont realy look likes a guy but he gets 1 point because he blocks axes with his face. Rolf 0/10 he is a cying wimpy kid who is afraid to hit people. Ike 10/10 he uses drugs meg 10/10 just look at her/him. Tormod 3/10 he has a lot of growing to do. Sothe 9/10 he uses drugs like ike. I'l stop here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Edward. 1/10 dont realy look likes a guy but he gets 1 point because he blocks axes with his face. Wut. Edward blocks Axes....with his face. That alone makes him one of the manliest characters in the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 YES YES YES YES. Next would be Edward, who'd get a 1/10. The 1 for being able to tank with his pants off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatsumaki Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 TITANIA FOR TOP TIER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I think Valtome gets manliest character. Him or Lucius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 (edited) Renji Edward the jobber Edward's manliness is heavily overrated. See, blocking axes with his face would be manly... if he could survive it, and then laugh at the enemy as he rapes him. The fact that Edward dies after 2 axes to the face, nor does he rape the enemy back, is proof that he's not actually manly, but rather either stupid for taking the axes to his face, or too much of a nub to dodge them. Either way, he's not manly. 3.5/10 Edited November 23, 2009 by Andrew W.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 (edited) Arrowload Arrowload looks like a bishie. phail. And phails at combat even with his own personal weapon that gives +5 speed. FIVE SPEED. And he STILL sucks. phail gg 2.5/10 Edited November 23, 2009 by Andrew W.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Nolan's review just needs 2 words: Chuck Nolan. 9000/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 That and his beard -3RKO's everything in the game. Oh, and Joshy, hope you like my new mispair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iced Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 (edited) Sothe 9/10 he uses drugs like ike. Sothe is not manly whether he takes drugs or not, he spends his days chasing after Micaiah, unlike Nolan who spends his time 1RKOing everyone and stroking his beard.(he also doesn't need drugs) Meg should be rated next I'm pretty sure she is a man. Edited September 24, 2009 by I Like My Cake Iced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Progenitus Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 (edited) BROlan Looking like Chuck Norris isn't enough to hang around with the bad boys. You see, from the developer's notes, it's revealed the Nolan used to be a merchant, but he got pwned by his associates being backstabbers. The real Chuck Norris wouldn't have taken that crap, so he's clearly a phony. Although you don't ever hear from those merchants again, and he has uber stats, with a beard too. 8.5/10 Edited November 23, 2009 by Andrew W.K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaybee Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Next person's getting 1/10. I can feel it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Fang Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Who is next? Laura? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I've got a feeling that Volug's going to get a 10, somehow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Nolan Looking like Chuck Norris isn't enough to hang around with the bad boys. You see, from the developer's notes, it's revealed the Nolan used to be a merchant, but he got pwned by his associates being backstabbers. The real Chuck Norris wouldn't have taken that crap, so he's clearly a phony. Still, at least he looks manly, beard and all. But looks only get you so far. 7/10 You never hear from those merchants again though do you? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Oh yeah, Volug can't get a 10 either. He is Nailah's bitch, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Im the only person here who would nail Tanith aren't I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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