Candlejack Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 you're just afraid of the fur No, I'm afraid some of the ash will get on me when I start a huge bonfire fueled by angstangstangstangst furries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Vore is disgusting. Guro is WTF IS THIS SHIT. But if there is one thing I will never, ever compromise with, is furry porn. That whole niche of self-aggrandizing "victims" who forget that number one rule of porn: PORN IS PORN. NOT A LIFESTYLE FOR YOU TO LIVE OUT IN SOME SICK FUCKING FANTASY WORLD. IT'S A GENRE OF PORN. You don't see Futa fans running around with strap on dicks outside their pants because they are smart enough to realize WHAT THEY ARE INTO IS JUST A TYPE OF PORN. You don't see Vore fans eating each other in a single gulp because they are smart enough to realize WHAT THEY ARE INTO IS JUST A TYPE OF PORN. You don't see Guro fans cutting people open and masturbating into their entrails because they are smart enough to realize WHAT THEY ARE INTO IS JUST A TYPE OF PORN. NOT A TYPE OF LIVING OR A WHOLE "RACE OF VICTIMS". IT'S JUST. FUCKING. PORN. And that is why if furries stop complaining about being victims in their own mind, I will stop giving a shit whenever a furry takes a massive flea-ridden shit all over the internets. Hey man you told us already. Also, why is it you care about them turning it into a lifestyle? I can understand you caring about them constantly bitching, buuuuuuuuuuuuut... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 They cry easily, I suggest you use that fact to your advantage. WITH ME. IN A FUR COMMUNITY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aitherion Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 this topic is now about leprechaun slash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 shut the fuck up and get back into the closet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Hey man you told us already. Also, why is it you care about them turning it into a lifestyle? I can understand you caring about them constantly bitching, buuuuuuuuuuuuut... They need to STOP bitching so everyone can be at peace with the self-imposing bastards. They never got a Holocaust or an Inquisition. So if you convince, say, every furry out there that isn't aware of what they are into is just porn and not a lifestyle, I'll stop crusading against this. I'm not the only one, mind you. They cry easily, I suggest you use that fact to your advantage. WITH ME. IN A FUR COMMUNITY. And??? this topic is now about leprechaun slash Those movies were terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aitherion Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 shamus stroked mcdonavan's beard sensually, the elder leprechaun moaning somewhat at the touch "they're after me lucky charms," he whispered, "but you're the only one who gets my red balloons" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 (edited) ... Well at least you aren't baaaaaaawwwwwing. And did I tell you to stop posting, I've already got the jam and tissue box out. Edited October 4, 2009 by Howard Holmes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Hey man you told us already. Also, why is it you care about them turning it into a lifestyle? I can understand you caring about them constantly bitching, buuuuuuuuuuuuut... They need to STOP bitching so everyone can be at peace with the self-imposing bastards. They never got a Holocaust or an Inquisition. So if you convince, say, every furry out there that isn't aware of what they are into is just porn and not a lifestyle, I'll stop crusading against this. I'm not the only one, mind you. I dunno man, dressing up in animal suits and having sex and acting as if you're an animal sounds like a lifestyle to me. A hilariously bizarre and fucked up lifestyle, but a lifestyle all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Hey man you told us already. Also, why is it you care about them turning it into a lifestyle? I can understand you caring about them constantly bitching, buuuuuuuuuuuuut... They need to STOP bitching so everyone can be at peace with the self-imposing bastards. They never got a Holocaust or an Inquisition. So if you convince, say, every furry out there that isn't aware of what they are into is just porn and not a lifestyle, I'll stop crusading against this. I'm not the only one, mind you. I dunno man, dressing up in animal suits and having sex and acting as if you're an animal sounds like a lifestyle to me. A hilariously bizarre and fucked up lifestyle, but a lifestyle all the same. K then. Tell them to stop acting like victims in a sort of "oppressive society." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Stop defending furries, they aren't people. They are animals in people in animal costumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Stop defending furries, they aren't people. They are animals in people in animal costumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Hey man you told us already. Also, why is it you care about them turning it into a lifestyle? I can understand you caring about them constantly bitching, buuuuuuuuuuuuut... They need to STOP bitching so everyone can be at peace with the self-imposing bastards. They never got a Holocaust or an Inquisition. So if you convince, say, every furry out there that isn't aware of what they are into is just porn and not a lifestyle, I'll stop crusading against this. I'm not the only one, mind you. I dunno man, dressing up in animal suits and having sex and acting as if you're an animal sounds like a lifestyle to me. A hilariously bizarre and fucked up lifestyle, but a lifestyle all the same. K then. Tell them to stop acting like victims in a sort of "oppressive society." okay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 kay then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjackal Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 (edited) Stop defending furries, they aren't people. They are animals in people in animal costumes. They also live in vans, which is why they smell worse than this would actually imply. I like how this topic went from Joe Wilson to furries. Successful derail, gentlemen. Edited October 4, 2009 by France Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Thank you. I will now sip my tea gingerly. *Sips tea with a snide smirk* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Altera the Hun Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Germans do love their David Hasselhoff. And Americans love Sean Connery Robert Patterson Alfred "Fuck Yeah" Jones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 "Lolwut?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanger Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 (edited) Ignore Edited October 6, 2009 by Eliphas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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