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The chicken happy.gif

Chickens don't exist in Pokemon

...I hate myself sometimes for making bad "jokes" =_=

But it was an awesome Ozsome joke!

FUUUUUUUUUU-

The Torchic came first. I'm the answer to all problems!

Even before the egg?

Art program.

Oh

U-uh... yes...?

But that means AstraSoluna would be incest...

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Even before the egg?

Oh

But that means AstraSoluna would be incest...

...h-w-w....

/shoots self

Oh cool time to kill an OTP.

I'm your auntie now!~ 8D

Wait, I have a weird family tree.... >A>

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Chickens don't exist in Pokemon

But it was an awesome Ozsome joke!

Even before the egg?

Meh.

...are you enjoying my self resentment?

Behold, the fruits of Google research:

Scientists in the UK say they have certain proof that the answer to the oft-posed question of whether the egg preceded the chicken or the chicken preceded the egg. The answer, say the researchers is… (drum roll here)… the chicken came first. There you go. You can sleep tonight.

http://jeffwarren.wo...ken-or-the-egg/

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...h-w-w....

/shoots self

Hmmm

*considers breeding a Blaziken for the sole purpose of taking a screenshot with a Torchic hatching out of the egg*

Oh cool time to kill an OTP.

I'm your auntie now!~ 8D

Oh, I see what you're trying to do

btw this means that America (gIO) is your brother...

Wait, I have a weird family tree.... >A>

So Musashi is my granduncle now? And Popo my grandaunt?

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Meh.

...are you enjoying my self resentment?

Behold, the fruits of Google research:

Scientists in the UK say they have certain proof that the answer to the oft-posed question of whether the egg preceded the chicken or the chicken preceded the egg. The answer, say the researchers is… (drum roll here)… the chicken came first. There you go. You can sleep tonight.

http://jeffwarren.wo...ken-or-the-egg/

This article also goes on to state:

This is further proof of God and the fact that He created all things. It is pure (and simple) Aristotelian logic: For every cause there must be an effect. The world and all that is (again, including chickens) is the cause and God is the effect. Let’s talk science: You can’t something from nothing! It is scientifically impossible. Living matter does not come from non-living matter. This is not improbable or unlikely; it is impossible. End the debate. God created everything that is. Let’s all be accountable to Him and steward this one and only life He’s given, for His glory.

I question its reliability. The chicken has to come from somewhere, and the article decides to implement God which means God is living matter and as a result, has to come from somewhere. Also, how did the chicken come to being without being an egg first without contradicting his use of religion, as God came from nothing, which as far as I'm aware isn't living.

Also, hi.

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Hum. I should have read the article. I was too lazy and didn't really try to find the true answer (who will?)

I used Google and picked one of the first entries emo13.gif

Either way, it's no excuse.

Hey there, mister.

And, now I'll actually sleep =_=

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This article also goes on to state:

I question its reliability. The chicken has to come from somewhere, and the article decides to implement God which means God is living matter and as a result, has to come from somewhere. Also, how did the chicken come to being without being an egg first without contradicting his use of religion, as God came from nothing, which as far as I'm aware isn't living.

Your point?

Also, hi.

Hi BK! What's up?

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