Altera the Hun Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 America... America... America, FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah, America, FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way yeah, Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too, America, FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt, and suck on my balls, America, FUCK YEAH! What you going to do when we come for you now, it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow FUCK YEAH! McDonalds, FUCK YEAH! Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH! The Gap, FUCK YEAH! Baseball, FUCK YEAH! NFL, FUCK, YEAH! Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH! The Internet, FUCK YEAH! Slavery, FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH! Starbucks, FUCK YEAH! Disney world, FUCK YEAH! Porno, FUCK YEAH! Valium, FUCK YEAH! Reeboks, FUCK YEAH! Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH! Sushi, FUCK YEAH! Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH! Rodeos, FUCK YEAH! Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah) Liberty, FUCK YEAH! White Slips, FUCK YEAH! The Alamo, FUCK YEAH! Band-aids, FUCK YEAH! Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH! Christmas, FUCK YEAH! Immigrants, FUCK YEAH! Popeye, FUCK YEAH! Republicans, FUCK YEAH! Democrats (democrats) (fuck yeah, fuck yeah) Sportsmanship Books Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 1. McDonald's sucks. I would eat Burger King or Wendy's over McDonald's any nanosecond of the century. 2. Wal*Mart sucks too. But for different reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 lolWendys. At least McDonalds doesn't give you cancer if you walk through the door. And Ronald is TOTALLY fucking Wendy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Capitalism > Communism. Whoops, looks like I'm a Smith guy. :D "Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain." -Vladimir Putin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 Remember, remember, The Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I can think of no reason The Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot. Get that shit out of here. Jesus. LOL WER LEGIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 His name sounds like Poopin. FAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 His name sounds like Poopin. FAIL I thought it sounded closer to Pooty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 You are both half wrong. Pootin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 You are both half wrong. Pootin This works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 kid at my school who's last name is "Wiener" and is pronounced "whiner." lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 whose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 There's another quote from where I found that one and his name is Erasmus. Why quote someone over 400 years old? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 And then there's the Roman God Uranus. The name amuses 3rd graders to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Wright Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 (edited) We should have just named the planet Poseidon. Sounds way more bad ass. Also, Ares instead of Mars for the same reason. So this way, if we ever come into contact with extraterrestrials, instead of Uranus and Mars, we have Poseidon and Ares, giving a "my planets are better than yours" effect. amirite? EDIT: All in favor, say "Ay" or any other word containing English letters. Edited November 7, 2009 by Ben Stein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Ares sounds stupid. But sure, gogogo Poseidon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Poseidon is a badass name. WTF is this ARES shit? Poseidon is the only badass one. Okay, Hades is cool too. Zeus is gay since it needs a Z to sound cool. FAILFAG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 I am Neptune, God of the sea. I will summon merfolk to molest you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Okay, Zeus managed to impregnate a woman while taking the form of a pile of money, so I guess that sort of counts for something. Dionysus is a gigantic faggot though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Sounds better than your name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted November 8, 2009 Author Share Posted November 8, 2009 I don't know about certain names sounding cooler, but it makes you sound like a fifteen year old when you mix the Latin and Greek names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolDeath Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Bright the sunlight summer day Comus wakes he starts to play Virgin fair smiles so sweet Comus' heart begins to beat Rise up Comus sing your song bewitch the maiden the day is long Cast your spell sweet music crack her virtuous shell Enchanted damsel curious ear Comus music dispel all fear Dainty feet they skip so light Comus laughs soon comes the night Through the forest dark and deep she follows Comus' dancing feet He moves away the mossy stone reveals the cave Comus' home Comus glare, Comus glare, Comus bare, Comus rape, Comus break sweet young virgin's virtue take Naked flesh flowing hair her terror screams they cut the air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Sounds better than your name. That's because my username was created as a parody of something that already exists. Dionysus is an orgy of letters that make little sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Sounds better than your name. That's because my username was created as a parody of something that already exists. Dionysus is an orgy of letters that make little sense. Like your name. But I don't even know your real name. So this is out of petty spite. But I find you annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Hmm. Well, I find Serra completely obsolete since Priscilla is in the next chapter. And she's undoubtedly the biggest female dumbass on the GBC games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 Good for you. Your opinion is your own and it's part of popular opinion.(I think..) Try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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