Nestling Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out. Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling. Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long. Laguz should wear cups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out. Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling. Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long. Laguz should wear cups. I don't know about Skrimir, but Kyza and Ranulf have tiny dicks. That's why Lethe and Lyre are chasing Beorc men instead of other Laguz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out. Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling. Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long. Laguz should wear cups. I don't know about Skrimir, but Kyza and Ranulf have tiny dicks. That's why Lethe and Lyre are chasing Beorc men instead of other Laguz. A penis is still a penis, no matter how small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out. Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling. Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long. Laguz should wear cups. I don't know about Skrimir, but Kyza and Ranulf have tiny dicks. That's why Lethe and Lyre are chasing Beorc men instead of other Laguz. A penis is still a penis, no matter how small. Allow me to reiterate: Their dicks are so tiny, they're practically nonexistant. Little nubs. Nothing to sway around in the wind, for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out. Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling. Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long. Laguz should wear cups. I don't know about Skrimir, but Kyza and Ranulf have tiny dicks. That's why Lethe and Lyre are chasing Beorc men instead of other Laguz. A penis is still a penis, no matter how small. Allow me to reiterate: Their dicks are so tiny, they're practically nonexistant. Little nubs. Nothing to sway around in the wind, for sure. THERE ARE THESE THINGS CALLED ERECTIONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out. Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling. Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long. Laguz should wear cups. I don't know about Skrimir, but Kyza and Ranulf have tiny dicks. That's why Lethe and Lyre are chasing Beorc men instead of other Laguz. A penis is still a penis, no matter how small. Allow me to reiterate: Their dicks are so tiny, they're practically nonexistant. Little nubs. Nothing to sway around in the wind, for sure. THERE ARE THESE THINGS CALLED ERECTIONS. Obviously that doesn't make them much bigger, else Lyre and Lethe would stick around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 (edited) THERE ARE THESE THINGS CALLED ERECTIONS. Even the Soviet Union had erections, but all the whores were pre-approved by the Communist Party. Edited January 9, 2010 by FreeKnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out. Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling. Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long. Laguz should wear cups. I don't know about Skrimir, but Kyza and Ranulf have tiny dicks. That's why Lethe and Lyre are chasing Beorc men instead of other Laguz. A penis is still a penis, no matter how small. Allow me to reiterate: Their dicks are so tiny, they're practically nonexistant. Little nubs. Nothing to sway around in the wind, for sure. THERE ARE THESE THINGS CALLED ERECTIONS. Obviously that doesn't make them much bigger, else Lyre and Lethe would stick around. Well Ike likes it enough if they have bond support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naglfar Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out. Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling. Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long. Laguz should wear cups. I don't care what the context is, this is the most furry thing I've read on this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 That's called a surprise attack.It imobilizes the enemy from the shock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Nesting, you just keep getting grosser and grosser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out. Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling. Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long. Laguz should wear cups. I don't know about Skrimir, but Kyza and Ranulf have tiny dicks. That's why Lethe and Lyre are chasing Beorc men instead of other Laguz. A penis is still a penis, no matter how small. Allow me to reiterate: Their dicks are so tiny, they're practically nonexistant. Little nubs. Nothing to sway around in the wind, for sure. THERE ARE THESE THINGS CALLED ERECTIONS. Obviously that doesn't make them much bigger, else Lyre and Lethe would stick around. Well Ike likes it enough if they have bond support. Ranulf is obviously the girl in the relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 GIFFCA HAS AN ENORMOUS 23 FOOT LION SCHLONG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 GIFFCA HAS AN ENORMOUS 23 FOOT LION SCHLONG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminothe Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 just think of volug. testicles and penis's tend to be alot bigger on canines then felines. Despite this, I'm surprised that after all the atrocities bengnion comitted toward laguz they didn't start a neutor/spade campaign toward them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted January 10, 2010 Author Share Posted January 10, 2010 How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out. Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling. Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long. Laguz should wear cups. I don't know about Skrimir, but Kyza and Ranulf have tiny dicks. That's why Lethe and Lyre are chasing Beorc men instead of other Laguz. A penis is still a penis, no matter how small. Allow me to reiterate: Their dicks are so tiny, they're practically nonexistant. Little nubs. Nothing to sway around in the wind, for sure. THERE ARE THESE THINGS CALLED ERECTIONS. Obviously that doesn't make them much bigger, else Lyre and Lethe would stick around. Well Ike likes it enough if they have bond support. Ranulf is obviously the girl in the relationship. WELL WOULD HE DO IT IN CAT FORM OR HUMAN FORM? :D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out. Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling. Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long. Laguz should wear cups. I don't know about Skrimir, but Kyza and Ranulf have tiny dicks. That's why Lethe and Lyre are chasing Beorc men instead of other Laguz. A penis is still a penis, no matter how small. Allow me to reiterate: Their dicks are so tiny, they're practically nonexistant. Little nubs. Nothing to sway around in the wind, for sure. THERE ARE THESE THINGS CALLED ERECTIONS. Obviously that doesn't make them much bigger, else Lyre and Lethe would stick around. Well Ike likes it enough if they have bond support. Ranulf is obviously the girl in the relationship. WELL WOULD HE DO IT IN CAT FORM OR HUMAN FORM? :D. Both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted January 10, 2010 Author Share Posted January 10, 2010 How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out. Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling. Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long. Laguz should wear cups. I don't know about Skrimir, but Kyza and Ranulf have tiny dicks. That's why Lethe and Lyre are chasing Beorc men instead of other Laguz. A penis is still a penis, no matter how small. Allow me to reiterate: Their dicks are so tiny, they're practically nonexistant. Little nubs. Nothing to sway around in the wind, for sure. THERE ARE THESE THINGS CALLED ERECTIONS. Obviously that doesn't make them much bigger, else Lyre and Lethe would stick around. Well Ike likes it enough if they have bond support. Ranulf is obviously the girl in the relationship. WELL WOULD HE DO IT IN CAT FORM OR HUMAN FORM? :D. Both. WELL THEN RANULF IS GETTING SOME SERIOUS ACTION FOR SOMEONE WITH A MICROPENIS AND ERECTILE DISFUNTION DISORDER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out. Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling. Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long. Laguz should wear cups. I don't know about Skrimir, but Kyza and Ranulf have tiny dicks. That's why Lethe and Lyre are chasing Beorc men instead of other Laguz. A penis is still a penis, no matter how small. Allow me to reiterate: Their dicks are so tiny, they're practically nonexistant. Little nubs. Nothing to sway around in the wind, for sure. THERE ARE THESE THINGS CALLED ERECTIONS. Obviously that doesn't make them much bigger, else Lyre and Lethe would stick around. Well Ike likes it enough if they have bond support. Ranulf is obviously the girl in the relationship. WELL WOULD HE DO IT IN CAT FORM OR HUMAN FORM? :D. Both. WELL THEN RANULF IS GETTING SOME SERIOUS ACTION FOR SOMEONE WITH A MICROPENIS AND ERECTILE DISFUNTION DISORDER. He's on the receiving end, so he doesn't need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted January 10, 2010 Author Share Posted January 10, 2010 How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out. Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling. Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long. Laguz should wear cups. I don't know about Skrimir, but Kyza and Ranulf have tiny dicks. That's why Lethe and Lyre are chasing Beorc men instead of other Laguz. A penis is still a penis, no matter how small. Allow me to reiterate: Their dicks are so tiny, they're practically nonexistant. Little nubs. Nothing to sway around in the wind, for sure. THERE ARE THESE THINGS CALLED ERECTIONS. Obviously that doesn't make them much bigger, else Lyre and Lethe would stick around. Well Ike likes it enough if they have bond support. Ranulf is obviously the girl in the relationship. WELL WOULD HE DO IT IN CAT FORM OR HUMAN FORM? :D. Both. WELL THEN RANULF IS GETTING SOME SERIOUS ACTION FOR SOMEONE WITH A MICROPENIS AND ERECTILE DISFUNTION DISORDER. He's on the receiving end, so he doesn't need it. Which reminds me which is better the recieving end or the giving end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 A pyramid quote about penises. Subtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Assuming what a guy's penis size is gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestling Posted January 10, 2010 Author Share Posted January 10, 2010 You're gay D:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Assuming what a guy's penis size is gay. The guy's penis size is gay? And what's being assumed? How do you know his penis size is gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 (edited) Assuming what a guy's penis size is, that is gay. Edited January 10, 2010 by Soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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