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How the hell do laguz fight when their balls are freaking hanging out.

Like, sweet jesus, you're scratching things, and your balls are just there jiggling.

Especially for units that jump over the enemy for special attacks. Who wants some nice 2 foot long lion cock in their face before scratched to death by an arrogant red blob who's lol 20 feet long.

Laguz should wear cups.

I don't know about Skrimir, but Kyza and Ranulf have tiny dicks. That's why Lethe and Lyre are chasing Beorc men instead of other Laguz.

A penis is still a penis, no matter how small.

Allow me to reiterate: Their dicks are so tiny, they're practically nonexistant. Little nubs. Nothing to sway around in the wind, for sure.

THERE ARE THESE THINGS CALLED ERECTIONS.

Obviously that doesn't make them much bigger, else Lyre and Lethe would stick around.

Well Ike likes it enough if they have bond support.

Ranulf is obviously the girl in the relationship.

WELL WOULD HE DO IT IN CAT FORM OR HUMAN FORM? :D.

Both.

Another new fan fic idea!

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