Ϲharlie Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Fun fact: Both Norris and Chan started their career the same way: by getting their asses kicked by Bruce Lee.
Original Alear Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Jackie Chan Plz. But Macgyver > Jackie Chan.
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Carlos Ray (Chuck Nolan) Norris for me. @Soluna - are you from Oklahoma?
prompto Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Carlos Ray (Chuck Nolan) Norris for me. @Soluna - are you from Oklahoma? /hig-hfive Indeed, I am from OK. :3
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 /hig-hfive Indeed, I am from OK. :3 high-five. See comment I left you.
Bryan Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 It is rumored Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, to bad he never crys. While Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the shit out of anything, Jackie Chan had an awesome TV show.
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 It is rumored Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, to bad he never crys. While Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the shit out of anything, Jackie Chan had an awesome TV show. Who cares about CN's tears? He's counted to infinity, twice. From here on, we discuss Chuck Norris Jokes in this thread.
Mousefire Posted February 3, 2010 Author Posted February 3, 2010 Who cares about CN's tears? He's counted to infinity, twice. From here on, we discuss Chuck Norris Jokes in this thread. That was the original idea, but I got curious of opinions. Why does Chuck Norris have no hair on his balls? Hair Doesn't grow on steel. On the second day God made Earth, he looked down and said, "Hey, is that Chuck Norris?"
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Chuck Norris doesn't hunt. Hunting implies a probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Mousefire Posted February 3, 2010 Author Posted February 3, 2010 Chuck Norris went to a J. C. Penny's and asked for a milkshake. He got it.
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Some kids wear Superman Pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Altera the Hun Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Chuck Norris has only two speeds: Walk and kill. Kyle Katarn dropped the Walk.
Bryan Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Some kids wear Superman Pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Bryan Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Sanger Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Island, then they had to rename it the Island
prompto Posted February 3, 2010 Posted February 3, 2010 Chuck Norris doesn't need to walk. Walking needs Chuck Norris. /takes my leave
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