General Spoon Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Please do not post in this thread. Night 0 Results: In the middle of the night, almost everyone is woken up by the sounds of a wood chipper running in a vacant lot. Xeld was spotted being thrown into the wood chipper by a mysterious cloaked figure. The polar bear the mysterious figure brought with happily ate Xeld's remains. At least nobody has to clean up that mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted February 8, 2010 Author Share Posted February 8, 2010 Day 0 Results: Nobody gets hung today. The mafia gets another night to kill you in your sleep! Have fun with that. Voting Results: Weapons of Mass Construction (3 Votes) Isaac55 (3 Votes) Nightmare (2 Votes) Balcerzak (1 Vote) Ether (1 Vote) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted February 12, 2010 Author Share Posted February 12, 2010 Night 1 Results A group of boy scouts on a camping trip could only look on in amazement as a mysterious figure pushed a washing machine off of a 13 story building. Upon closer examination of the impact site, it is found that some careless fool mixed their whites with their The Ferret Whisperer, resulting in pink clothing. Also during the night, Isaac55 was run over by an unmarked black van. He died, but he got some really cool tire tracks across his chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 Day 1 Results Weapons of Mass Construction stands frozen when he is told that he will be hung. Two men drag him onto the platform, and place the noose around his neck. As he is hung, his toupée falls off, revealing a "Hey! I'm a mafia member!" tattoo on his head. Voting Results: Weapons of Mass Construction (1 Vote) Ether (1 Vote) Nightmare (1 Vote) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted February 13, 2010 Author Share Posted February 13, 2010 (edited) Night 2 Results The wreckage of a helicopter was found this morning next to a shattered bowl of petunias. Balcerzak was found underneath the wreckage, crushed to death. No other bodies were found, though a used parachute was found abandoned nearby. Before the wreckage could be examined, a man in a gorilla suit stole it. Don't you hate it when that happens? Edited February 19, 2010 by General Spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted February 14, 2010 Author Share Posted February 14, 2010 (edited) Day 2 Results Upon hearing that he will be hung, Ether's jaw drops and his dentures fall to the floor. With twilight quickly approaching, he is swiftly hung. An inspection of his dentures reveals that "Hey! I'm a mafia member!" is engraved into them. Voting Results: Ether (4 Votes) Hikarusa (2 Votes) Edited February 14, 2010 by General Spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted February 15, 2010 Author Share Posted February 15, 2010 (edited) Night 3 Results The old lady across the street called in again with a complaint. She's seen robbery, rape, and murder all happen right outside of her window. This time it was Proto being beaten to death with a socket wrench. Edited February 16, 2010 by General Spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 (edited) Day 3 Results Before he was hung, Hero's last words were that he regrets he only has one life to give for his town. Voting Results: Hero (3 Votes) CATS (1 Vote) Crysta (1 Vote) Edited February 16, 2010 by General Spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted February 16, 2010 Author Share Posted February 16, 2010 Night 4 Results Last night Hikarusa was devoured by The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 Day 4 Results *gasp* Nobody is hung today! Voting Results: Star Mist's Nii-san (1 Vote) Nightmare (1 Vote) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted February 19, 2010 Author Share Posted February 19, 2010 Night 5 Results Hey, did you hear the news? Some dork shot Crysta to death last night! The shooting started at 11:30, and didn't stop until 2:15! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted February 20, 2010 Author Share Posted February 20, 2010 Day 5 Results Tired of just hanging people, the villagers weighed Nightmare. Upon finding that he weighs as much as a duck, he was burned. Voting Results: Nightmare (2 Votes) CATS (1 Vote) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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