Knife Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 Ask me anything about how to help further your relationship or get some. I've dated 4 girls, so I do have some experience points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 No thanks, I'm good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 how do i get laid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 how do i get laid? The easy way: Go to a run-down motel and find a stripper. The harder way: Find a hot boyfriendless girl WHO is straight (damn hot lesbos). Also, make sure she isn't the religious type or the sex before marriage type. Go see a horror flick together with some friends so it isn't awkward Start kissing and hugging phase Go shopping together Call her regularly, at least once every 6 hours Next time get her a fancy dinner ALONE (no double dating) Offer to take her home Prepare to get laid The hardest way: Find a hot boyfriendless girl WHO is straight (damn hot lesbos). Also, make sure she is the religious type or the sex before marriage type. Go see a horror flick together with some friends so it isn't awkward Start kissing and hugging phase Go shopping together Call her regularly, at least once every 6 hours Next time get her a fancy dinner ALONE (no double dating) Offer to take her home Don't offer sex Repeat various steps and get married Have sex with the same person for the rest of your life Hope I was helpful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 how do i get laid? Have someone lay you down on a couch or bed. Wait 10 minutes. And you have been laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Kilvas Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 How would I go about finding a boyfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 How would I go about finding a boyfriend? Just be yourself, but keep your eyes peeled for anyone who shows signs of interest in you, eg. glancing looks etc. If it keeps heppening, maybe you should talk to them. Also hang around with a mix group of boys and girls, if it's big enough someone in the group should show some interest. But what do I know, heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Kilvas Posted June 16, 2008 Share Posted June 16, 2008 (edited) Just be yourself, but keep your eyes peeled for anyone who shows signs of interest in you, eg. glancing looks etc. If it keeps heppening, maybe you should talk to them.Also hang around with a mix group of boys and girls, if it's big enough someone in the group should show some interest. But what do I know, heh. What if I don't like any of the guys around here? Edited June 16, 2008 by Princess Kilvas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Isn't that how it usually goes- guys are all very well, but not the ones who are around you? Lol. -jumps on the random-hypothetical-question bandwagon, why not- How to forget someone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 How would I go about finding a boyfriend? Well, there are a lot of ways. Don't buy into the "you'll find one eventually" because that never really happen unless you put effort into it. Though since you are a girl, guys should be seeking you, but this is the 21st centuries, where guys are a bit shyer and girls have more say in things. So follow these steps: Raven has a good idea of how to find one, hang out in a large group. Get to know a boy a little more and find out if he has a girlfriend or not. That should be your first step. You don't necessarily have to have anything in common with the guy, as long as your personalities don't clash and you get along. As for what to talk about, you should be discussing each other's past and history. Personal knowledge about each other is the cornerstone of a relationship. It bonds people closer. Guys like it A LOT if you have cooking skills, you should cook up something the boy likes to eat (probably something like a snack or desert, not a full meal) and bring it to him next time you see him (I can't help you there, you'll have to find out what his favorite types of foods are and not all guys have the same tastes). Wear some perfume that is generally attractive, but don't ask what his favorite perfume smell is, that could be awkward. Make a few cosmetic changes, but only do that after you start bonding, if you do that before, the guy won't notice your cosmetic changes, therefore lessing his interest in you. Just keep him happy and that is a key to a good relationship. But yeah, any girl with some advice on Princess Kilvas's plight? I'm not particularly an expert on finding boyfriends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Heck, I don't have a boyfriend. I'm trying to fix that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Isn't that how it usually goes- guys are all very well, but not the ones who are around you? Lol.-jumps on the random-hypothetical-question bandwagon, why not- How to forget someone? To forget someone, you can take some pills or whack yourself on the head... wait a minute. Is that a serious question for the Love Guru? The Love Guru only answers serious questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Kilvas Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Well, there are a lot of ways. Don't buy into the "you'll find one eventually" because that never really happen unless you put effort into it. Though since you are a girl, guys should be seeking you, but this is the 21st centuries, where guys are a bit shyer and girls have more say in things. So follow these steps:Raven has a good idea of how to find one, hang out in a large group. Get to know a boy a little more and find out if he has a girlfriend or not. That should be your first step. You don't necessarily have to have anything in common with the guy, as long as your personalities don't clash and you get along. As for what to talk about, you should be discussing each other's past and history. Personal knowledge about each other is the cornerstone of a relationship. It bonds people closer. Guys like it A LOT if you have cooking skills, you should cook up something the boy likes to eat (probably something like a snack or desert, not a full meal) and bring it to him next time you see him (I can't help you there, you'll have to find out what his favorite types of foods are and not all guys have the same tastes). Wear some perfume that is generally attractive, but don't ask what his favorite perfume smell is, that could be awkward. Make a few cosmetic changes, but only do that after you start bonding, if you do that before, the guy won't notice your cosmetic changes, therefore lessing his interest in you. Just keep him happy and that is a key to a good relationship. But yeah, any girl with some advice on Princess Kilvas's plight? I'm not particularly an expert on finding boyfriends. Hmmm....thanks! I'll try that. As soon as I find a half-decent guy around here <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 It could be. For someone who isn't me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Hmmm....thanks! I'll try that. As soon as I find a half-decent guy around here <_< Find a half decent guy eh? If you can wait past the summer, there should be a lot of decent guys who go to your school, particularly the smart ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Kilvas Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Find a half decent guy eh? If you can wait past the summer, there should be a lot of decent guys who go to your school, particularly the smart ones. I'm home-schooled... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrach Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 That sucks. That would make it a lot harder to find someone you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 I'm home-schooled... That could be a problem. Do you do any activities out of home like community service or summer camp? That would be your best bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Kilvas Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 That could be a problem. Do you do any activities out of home like community service or summer camp? That would be your best bet. Nope....=( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Nope....=( Well obviously, you won't have much luck if you don't do something in a group. You might want to start paying for those type of activities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Any chanceof me finding a boy/girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Distance is a cruel thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Any chanceof me finding a boy/girlfriend? I'm not sure how to answer this since I don't know you well enough to know your chances. It's fine to be Bi, just don't share that immediately with your potential boy/girlfriend. Then again, the prospect is pretty interesting seeing as how you can watch porno together. Also, the Love Guru is now accepting private messages for those of you too shy to ask in this topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 If the Love Guru allows, I have the answer to Kiryn's question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 The easy way:Go to a run-down motel and find a stripper. The harder way: Find a hot boyfriendless girl WHO is straight (damn hot lesbos). Also, make sure she isn't the religious type or the sex before marriage type. Go see a horror flick together with some friends so it isn't awkward Start kissing and hugging phase Go shopping together Call her regularly, at least once every 6 hours Next time get her a fancy dinner ALONE (no double dating) Offer to take her home Prepare to get laid The hardest way: Find a hot boyfriendless girl WHO is straight (damn hot lesbos). Also, make sure she is the religious type or the sex before marriage type. Go see a horror flick together with some friends so it isn't awkward Start kissing and hugging phase Go shopping together Call her regularly, at least once every 6 hours Next time get her a fancy dinner ALONE (no double dating) Offer to take her home Don't offer sex Repeat various steps and get married Have sex with the same person for the rest of your life Hope I was helpful. That's some good advice, but it's easier said than done. First, I gotta get a life (I wonder where I can buy those...) How would I go about finding a boyfriend? is single Heck, I don't have a boyfriend.I'm trying to fix that. is still single Also, if you want to get laid, go to Hawaii, have someone put a lei on you, and there ya go. You've just been leaid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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