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Liz

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This is my potato farm.

There are many like it, but this one is mine. My potato farm is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My potato farm, without me, is useless. Without my potato farm, I am useless.

I must cultivate my potato farm true. I must cultivate more efficiently than my competitor who is trying to drive me out of the market. I must force him to sell the farm before he forces me to sell mine. I will.

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This is my potato farm.

There are many like it, but this one is mine. My potato farm is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My potato farm, without me, is useless. Without my potato farm, I am useless.

I must cultivate my potato farm true. I must cultivate more efficiently than my competitor who is trying to drive me out of the market. I must force him to sell the farm before he forces me to sell mine. I will.

Capitalism, fuck yeah.

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This is my potato farm.

There are many like it, but this one is mine. My potato farm is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My potato farm, without me, is useless. Without my potato farm, I am useless.

I must cultivate my potato farm true. I must cultivate more efficiently than my competitor who is trying to drive me out of the market. I must force him to sell the farm before he forces me to sell mine. I will.

This might be the greatest thing I ever read.

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This is my potato farm.

There are many like it, but this one is mine. My potato farm is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My potato farm, without me, is useless. Without my potato farm, I am useless.

I must cultivate my potato farm true. I must cultivate more efficiently than my competitor who is trying to drive me out of the market. I must force him to sell the farm before he forces me to sell mine. I will.

Don't you know that all the BEST potato farms are located in the Soviet Union?

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