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Best Commanding Officer Ever: The Nominations


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Jean Luc Picard.

Benjamin Sisko.

Jack O'Neill.

All accepted, even if I don't care for Sisko.

*slashes gIO's legs off*

*kciks gIO in the ovaries*

*Joshy wakes up in the Rabid Insane Squirrel pit*

DAN HIBIKI

And I'll have you know that I've been wearing a cup made of titanium so by all mean, keep dropkicking it if you desire toe cancer!

*Snaps fingers*

*Captain Falcon FALCON PAUNCH's the cup in*

By the way, Titanium doesn't cause cancer. You're thinking of something radioactive. In which case, you'd give yourself testicular cancer or radiation poisoning. GG.

He knew Dan would lose.

And Gio, I don't get why anyone can't nominate COs because they like them. That's just silly.

Dan isn't a CO, now is he?

This isn't "Who's your favorite CO", it's "Who's the Best CO".

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*Captain Falcon FALCON PAUNCH's the cup in*

By the way, Titanium doesn't cause cancer. You're thinking of something radioactive. In which case, you'd give yourself testicular cancer or radiation poisoning. GG.

*sidesteps Falcon Punch*

*snaps fingers*

*Chuck Norriss appears and Roundhouse kicks CF's Falcon Punch causing the two to meet and shred reality in two, killing everyone due to the combined awesomeness*

Now look what happened. And this all could've been avoided if you just accepted Dan Hibiki. :(

Also, Titanium doesn't cause toe cancer, constantly dropkicking my groin does.

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This isn't "Who's your favorite CO", it's "Who's the Best CO".

In reality, this will be a popularity contest.

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*Joshy wakes up in the Rabid Insane Squirrel pit*

*forms pacts with all the squirrels*

*laughs maniacally*

Seriously, though, I'm tempted to say Van Grants. He's got the chick, he's got 6 epic officers (okay, maybe not Arietta, but the rest are amazing), and he's the main character's damn teacher.

Oh yeah, he's also the elder brother of the hottest girl in TotA.

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*forms pacts with all the squirrels*

*laughs maniacally*

Seriously, though, I'm tempted to say Van Grants. He's got the chick, he's got 6 epic officers (okay, maybe not Arietta, but the rest are amazing), and he's the main character's damn teacher.

Oh yeah, he's also the elder brother of the hottest girl in TotA.

Except his plans ultimately fail and his motivation is balls bad and... *continues long rant of why Van Grants is a terrible character all around*

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Adrian Shephard from Half life: opposing force.

also John Sheppard from Stargate Atlantis.

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