Charpig Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Tinny: Aless got drunk and slept with Nanna, and Nanna is pregnant. Leaf is furious since he knows he isn't the father, but he doesn't know that it's Aless. Aless told me, and he also told me that he would kill me with the Mistolteen if I told anyone.....Don't tell Aless that you know this. Ike, aren't you glad that Tellius isn't messed up like Jugdral? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 (edited) Ike: Yeah. The worst we have here are suicide bomber Dragonknight. And those guys are hilarious! Terrorist Dragonknight: *shouts out something and splatters into the side of a castle. There's blood everywhere, but the castle is completely intact* Ike: Hahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Ah, thank God Tinny, I thought you were having an affair! *hugs her tightly* BTW, why do you trust Aless, if he's knocked up his cousin and threatened to kill you? Edited July 12, 2011 by crashman_alpha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBrickingtonCrushworthy Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 (edited) Tinny: Mistolteen. Aless, what if I told you that I convinced Manfloy to convince Sandima to convince Shagall to convince Lachseis to convince Eltshan to kill himself? Edited July 12, 2011 by SirBrickingtonCrushworthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 (edited) Aless: I would look at you with a very confused face, then I would kill you. Radney- I know I'm a guy but please hear me out- could you please help me in the fight against the Grl Stealrz? Your brother's one of my most trusted allies. Edited July 12, 2011 by crashman_alpha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Radney: Okay, I'll help you. But first, I want you to set me up on a date with Shanan. Ike, surely you battled against Samus Aran in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Did you think she was a formidable woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 (edited) Ike: Samus is a girl? Ha, and they say I do too much crack and heroin! Me: Uhh... Samus IS a woman. Ike: Yeah, right, and I'm the king of Sweden! Femina, could you please help me in the fight against the Grl Stealrz? Your brother's another one of my most trusted allies. Edited July 13, 2011 by crashman_alpha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Lord Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) Femina: Sure, if that's what Hawk wants of course, but I'll do my best. Marth, since Ike avoided the question, do you think Samus is a formidable woman and a powerful ally? Edited July 13, 2011 by Light Lord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBrickingtonCrushworthy Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Marth: Not as formidable of a woman as I am! So Aless, what if I told you that what I told you before was bullcrap and that I convinced Mistolteen to kill Eltshan, it grew legs, lunged into his head, and found its way to you 18 years later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) Aless: *stares at you for a moment, and pats you on the shoulder* Lay off the drugs, kid. So Tinny, I'm gonna let you "be the guy" for a bit. What does that mean though, hon? Edited July 13, 2011 by crashman_alpha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Tinny: Silly Zak, I wanted to be more brave in facing those emergency situations such as Grl Stealrz performing an ambush attack. So, Kieran... I'm readying my new laboratories to function... Any thoughts about it? And yes... they all have balconies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBrickingtonCrushworthy Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Kieran: Balconies? Sweet! I can jump off of those! Lyre, why are you so bad at fighting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Lyre: I'm a lover, not a fighter! Sanaki, are you aware that your hubby Soul wants to have a million kids with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Sanaki: Tell Soul that in Begnion, the legal age is 18. What an absolutely infuriating man! Aran, if I reclassed you to a Lance Armor how would you take it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 (edited) Aran: I would be a little upset, since I'm losing speed. *strokes her face* Tinny, what's it gonna take to convince you to let me saw you in half, deary? Edited July 14, 2011 by crashman_alpha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Tinny: Not this again.....That's actually why Aless is trying to kill you, and that's why I trust him, because I know he would never try to saw me in half. Besides, if you saw me in half, I'll die. Jake, you do know that Anna is the RNG Goddess, right? Does that mean that you get RNG Blessed if you....well,you know.....do stuff with her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Jake: Yes, but only if it "pleases" her. It never does... Lena, why are you so boring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 (edited) Lena: I'm not boring... :( Tinny, you won't die, it's a magic trick, you know I wouldn't do anything that'd hurt you! And it almost sounds like you want to... *sigh* oh, never mind. ...Can you help me catch a shiny Landorus, baby? Edited July 14, 2011 by crashman_alpha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Tinny: Sure! Just show me what to do! Oscar, how do you see with your eyes closed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Oscar: It's my Major Brock blood. It's very rare. In fact, the only other person I know who has it is Ishtor. *hugs from behind* Tinny, dear, have I told you how much I love you? *starts kissing her* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Tinny: That's so sweet of you. By the way, I told Aless that you're simply doing a magic trick to saw me in half, so he's not going to try to kill you anymore. Marth, what would you think if Fire Emblem 12 got localized and its subtitle was "The Light and Shadow of a Hero?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Marth: Well, it doesn't convey the same thing as "Heroes of Light and Shadow", but it isn't bad. The only part I don't understand is "the light of a hero". It sounds weird... So Tinny, does that mean you're gonna let me do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Tinny: Saw me in half? Or are you trying to hit on me? Barst, why aren't you called Dord? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 (edited) Barst: Because, who names their kid Dord? I actually used to be named Bartz, but some Final Fantasy guy whatever already took the name. *kisses Tinny* Would you slap me if I said both? Edited July 14, 2011 by crashman_alpha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Tinny: *slaps Zak* Okay, I got that out of my system. Now you can saw me in half. Jugdral characters, do you fear that your names will be butchered in an official localization? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 (edited) Sety: what can they do to mess up my name? Aless: Of course not. Azel: Actually, I think I'm 100% safe. Dierdre: I hope they don't pin me with Diadora again... Sigurd: *Remembers Zigludo and shudders* ThankyouTinny! *Scoops her up, runs home, lies her on a table, and saws her in two, and picks up her top half so that she can see her legs* So, what do you think? I told you you'd be fine. *starts kissing her* Edited July 14, 2011 by crashman_alpha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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