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Grant the wish above and have it go horribly corrupt.


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Granted, but now Leaf is pissed off and OHKOs you.

I wish Nanna was a Master Knight.

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Granted, but now Leaf is a Paladin (F) wait what

I wish you could recruit Mario in FE4 similar to how you can recruit Holyn.

(He's a real character. Arena level 7, chapter 3. You have to use a bow user, though.

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Granted, but after you beat him you have to face his brother Luigi instead. Luigi has all capped stats and a Hero Bow.

I wish that there weren't so many Weeaboos in the Fire Emblem fanbase.

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Granted, but then California's government has to shut down. (Might not be a corrupted wish for some people.....)

I wish that there would be playable monsters in Fire Emblem.

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Granted, but she is dating Hector, who you also meet in real life. And Hector beats you up for looking at Lyn.

I wish that Est wasn't....well, an Est. I wish she had much better base stats when she joins.

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Granted, she has +5 to all bases and now joins at the beginning of Endgame.

I wish that PayPal could transact my $400 deposit more quickly.

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Granted, but this Pichu has a weak bladder, so it pees all over your couch. Hey, it is called PEEchu after all.

I wish that Marth and Roy could be in the same Fire Emblem.

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You get them all, and you get your wish. But then a week later you get sucked back in time to before you got the Dragon Balls and the wish, you forget it ever happened, and everyone you've ever known dies.

I wish for free bbq ribs for the rest of my life.

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Granted, but they have so much fat that your arteries get clogged up.

I wish that Malaysian restaurants were more common in the US.

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Granted, but they are all in the top 100 dirtiest restaurants in the US, never pass health code inspections, and 90% of the people who eat at them get sick.

I wish I was in an FE game as a playable character.

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Granted, you're an unlockable enemy after 27 playthroughs.

I wish Hilda wasn't a bitch witch.

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