The Envoy of the Beginning Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 (edited) Granted. But any other wish you grant will get corrupted in some of the most disturbing ways beyond human imagination. That was meant for Crash. Granted. Enjoy not being able to control yourself while flying! I wish Georgia drivers weren't dicks >_> Edited August 1, 2011 by BLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Granted, now stop lights take hours to go green. I wish Yuyuko was related to Pac-Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted August 2, 2011 Author Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but now Pacman is the glitchiest game ever made. Granted, but you suck at throwing them. You don't throw Vorpal Swords. :p I wish that the company that made Action 52 were still around and made a sequel to A52. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but it's glitchier than the first one. I wish Katua would wear the Zero Suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted but you become blind after gazing at her. I wish I had that one thing I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Emblem Addict Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but you stopped wanting it as soon as you got it. I wish I could be happy all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but everyone around you is sad now. I wish I was a samurai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Emblem Addict Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but you have no fighting skills. I wish that I could be god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted but Deim-Fiend/Hitoshura defeats you. I wish I had some bread right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Emblem Addict Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but its moldy. I wish I could discover what love is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted August 2, 2011 Author Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but until you do, you continually hear "What is Love?" playing in your head. I wish Beat It had more awesome covers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Emblem Addict Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but you cannot access them. I wish that I was an astronaut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Emblem Addict Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 (edited) EDIT: sorry, accidental double post, stupid internet Edited August 2, 2011 by Fire Emblem Addict Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted but you get lost in a black hole. I wish that Nu-13 was real and ed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zak Something Posted August 2, 2011 Author Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted. She loves you to death. Although to you that probably wouldn't be a bad thing. I wish I were given more time to think about important decisions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Emblem Addict Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but now you become completely indecisive. I wish that I would win a Nobel Prize in physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but you get a lot more fame than you want. I wish I was in better shape. I wish Georgia drivers weren't dicks >_> They honestly can't be worse than SoCal drivers >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Emblem Addict Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but it is only better by Renaissance standards, thus making you morbidly obese. I wish to know how the universe came into existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but you wasted 1 million hours of your life. I wish for an F-Zero machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawman Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 (edited) Granted but it has an E in all stats, and doesn't work. pLus its invisible to everyone but you so you cant show it off. i wish I had a pet Yak Edited August 2, 2011 by Strawman the SawKitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charpig Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but you have to move since the city you live in won't allow you to keep Yaks as pets. I wish Fire Emblem had "Game Over Yeah" like Sega Championship Rally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 (edited) Granted but its glitchy and terribly designed. I wish for my next single wits to be uncorrupted. Edited August 2, 2011 by someonewhodied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Emblem Addict Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 (edited) Granted, but you are not allowed to make another wish. I wish that I don't have to go to school. EDIT: Oops I might have misread that.. ^ was read as: "I wish my next single wish to be uncorrupted." But if its: "I wish my next single With to be uncorrupted" or "I wish my next single with ___ to be uncorrupted", then the response should be: "Granted, but it will not be well received". Edited August 2, 2011 by Fire Emblem Addict Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted but now you are an idiot. I wish i didn't make typos and have to fix em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Emblem Addict Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Granted, but now you just make typos without having to fix them. I wish I could copulate with Dr. Alice Roberts (the one from BBC"s The Incredible Human Journey) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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