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Grant the wish above and have it go horribly corrupt.


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Granted, but just when you're about to qualify for the Olympics, you wreck your knee in a huge accident and have to retire from boarding.

I wish I had a beautiful girl giving me a back massage right now.

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Granted, but it turns out that even with your good grades you still won't be able to reach your dream school/job due to the admissions office/employers all being assholes and choosing the rich sexy girls over you.

I wish I could turn invisible.

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Granted, but you also receive a permanent real life schedule that cannot be changed.

I wish I could get my dream job, and stay living with my loving family for a long long time.

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Granted, but you realize that your dream job is really a nightmare, and you unleash all your stored anger on the family you love, causing them to be so unhappy that they abandon you at work one day. In all seriousness though, I do wish that wish would come true for ya bro.

I wish I could eat anything I want with no health consequences.

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Granted, but you are now a book.

I wish I could keep my dogs from hering covered in sand without then dying or being removed from my life.

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