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Yesterday the British Parliament was responsible for a convoluted assassination attempt against Prince Charles and his wife Camilla involving I Eat Tables and other protesters. I Eat Tables was able to jab Camilla in the ribs with a stick through the open window of the couple's car. Bobbies eventually decided to foil the assassination attempt.

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Ah, my old benefactor. And I have dared to think we had parted ways forever. Your silence was refreshing, while it lasted.

No doubt you have a conviniently inexpressible reason for your presence here?

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The police used horsies.

This is the second time students have "rioted" in the last month, and I wish I was there.

To call them riots is a bit of a big word for the media to use. In riots, people should get killed. If anyone was to get killed though, it should be Cameron or Pleb Clegg.

and I fucking laughed at how "Prince Charles's car gets kicked by rioting students" is "BREAKING NEWS" on the BBC.

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