Vending Machine!

[CrashGordon94]

You get Mime.

*inserts a tied up Cleric*

[Ercdouken]

You get Priscilla in a bandage outfit and starts doing bondage stuff to you.

*Inserts the Ninja Gaiden bird*

[Zak Something]

You got a can of Falcon Punch!

*Inserts Cuan's message to Sigurd that reads "I just banged your sister!"*

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[Ercdouken]

You get Sigurd's response "Congrats!"

*Inserts Simon Belmont*

[CrashGordon94]

You get Mega Man!

*crushes Priscilla into the machine*

[Ercdouken]

You get Ishtar with the same results you got last time.

*Inserts Ganondorf*

[Zak Something]

You got Ganon! He says "You must die! Or else you will die!"

*Inserts*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxO52dZjh6g

[CrashGordon94]

You get an FE spinoff starring Tinny.

*crams Ishtar into the machine*

[Ercdouken]

You get Priscilla and Ishtar doing kinky stuff to each others in bondage outfits.

*Inserts Blanka*

[CrashGordon94]

You get Dee Jay!

*inserts Kurtis Stryker*

[Ercdouken]

You get Kabal

*Inserts the AVGN*

[NinjaMonkey]

You get the Irate Gamer.

*Inserts a Kuriboh*

[Zak Something]

You got a winged Kuriboh!

*Inserts the super-scary Scarlet O'Hara monster from Uninvited*

[BlackShadow]

You get wet pants.

*inserts a super elastic piece of rubber*

[I.M. Gei]

You get a tire!

*inserts an hour of nonstop cardio*

[Ercdouken]

You get push ups.

*Inserts a swimsuit*

[Original Alear]

You get a towel.

(super useful for all travelers)

*Insterts a broken action figure of Levin*

[Zak Something]

You got my Sigurd figure! It's not actually broken, but he keeps falling in half. It's a manufacturing defect, the peg isn't large enough.

*Inserts my figure of Tiltyu that's broken. A piece of hair is missing, and she was broken off of and reglued back to the base, so the paint on her boot has run a little*

[I.M. Gei]

You get a scantily-dressed figure of Tinny!

*inserts New York Pizza*

[Ercdouken]

You get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

*Inserts Cirno*

[Zak Something]

You got Crono!

*Hugs the Tinny figure and Inserts Shadowgate*

[Ercdouken]

You get the Reaper.

*Inserts the Triforce*

[I.M. Gei]

You get Beast Ganon!

*inserts Dr. Wily Stage 2 theme*

[Zak Something]

You got Wily's stage 3-4 theme from Megaman 2!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2efOyn4rqjM

*all I could find was a remix...*

You get the Reaper.

Coooool! :D

I mean Ahhhhhh! D:

*Inserts a rather graphic description of your death that precedes you getting the Reaper*

[I.M. Gei]

You get soccer moms bitching!

and I was expecting Okkusenman

*inserts Nico Nico Douga*