Emblem Lugh Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 (edited) It's pretty funny. Kinda like when someone tells a joke and you find it funny. http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/analog.htm Edited January 15, 2011 by ∫ean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhythm Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 These are horrible. I love them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Some of these terrible. Others are fucking genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. These are actually usable in the proper setting. :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. is clearly a reference to The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. are just plain excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30. Holy shit, I have experienced this. And it IS eerie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. I should have used this one in an essay in school. Best analogy ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can. Genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. Beautiful, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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