Fireman Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I've always wondered how much money I have made from these forums. So, starting from some unknown day, I kept a log of all the jobs, clients, and money I have made. I'm amazed how much I make in only a 4-day time span..... One-time jobs client: Bianchi pay: 20,000 job: To strip for her. client: Songbird pay: 5000 job: To tell the world that the makeover she gave me was fabulous. client: Lyle pay: 5,000 job: Helping support the no-spam policy. client: Masu pay: 50,000 job: Kill Dr. Toa Lord Sothe client: Blue Knight pay: 10,000 job: to kill Dr. Toa Lord Sothe client: The Royal Guardsman pay: 1,000 job: To advertise me killing Dr. Toa Lord Sothe. client: Dr. Toa Lord Sothe pay: 100,000 job: To revive him. client: Dr. Toa Lord Sothe pay: 200,000 job: to kill Masu client: The Royal Guardsman pay: 2,000,000 job: To kick everyone's ass within five post forward and backward of a certain post. client: Dr. Toa Lord Sothe pay: 3000 job: To tell him how to break Songbird, Nightmare, and Knife's blood contract. client: Masu pay: 20,000 job: For remaining loyal to Team Masu. client: Masu pay: 10,000 job: To keep silent. client: Lyle pay: 500 job: Keeping his secret. client: Masu pay: 10,000 job: To keep the "Soren plushie incident" a secret. Long-term contracts client: Masu pay: 20,000 gold a week job: To join and stay in Team Masu client: Smartrutter pay: 1 million tons of goldbar of gold job: To join and stay in Team Leet client: Dr. Toa Lord Sothe pay: all his money job: To protect Songbird for the rest of my life. That's it for now.....By all accounts, I should be richer than Bill Gates by now..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Nice! And our long term deal is still intact right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 Nice! And our long term deal is still intact right? Yes. As long as Team Masu is still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serene Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Yeah I need to make a list of money I have made off of my betting table 300 gold at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 okay. (gives fireman a 20,00 gold raise for being loyal) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmartRutter7 Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 (edited) client: Smartrutterpay: 1 million tons of gold 1 bar of gold job: To join and stay in Team Leet Might want to change that since i fooled you and make you pay me all of that back. AHAHAHAHAHAh. The 1 bar of gold is for being obediant. hehehe i really scammed you on that one. Edited July 2, 2008 by SmartRutter7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrach Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Don't forget the time I payed you 50,000 for doobage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I'll pay you 10,000,000 to break your contract with Team MaSu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I'll pay you 10,000,000 to break your contract with Team MaSu. what the hell is the point of that? seriously thats just dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 what the hell is the point of that? seriously thats just dumb. The point is to be a jackass. Because it's fun to be a jackass on the Internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 The point is to be a jackass.Because it's fun to be a jackass on the Internet. *pays fireman all the money in the world to never betray me and songbird* uhh...can we have money for food? cant let my sister starve you know.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 *pays fireman all the money in the world to never betray me and songbird*uhh...can we have money for food? cant let my sister starve you know.......... Due to two other contracts, I am obliged to give you food money. *gives Masu one gold coin* Spend wisely.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 *glares at fireman* ........*facepalms* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 Well, due to TLS's contract, I guess I could give you another small amount of gold. *hands Masu a bag of 10,000 gold* Don't spend it all on hookers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrion Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 You were stupid enough to giv all your money to him anyway. And I was joking btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Well, due to TLS's contract, I guess I could give you another small amount of gold.*hands Masu a bag of 10,000 gold* Don't spend it all on hookers.... Why would i? I have princess.....wait. You know what i mean fireman. Im not saying "i dont need to spend it on hookers cuz i have this woman right here!" right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted July 2, 2008 Author Share Posted July 2, 2008 Of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Of course. *wipes sweat off of forehead* phwew! thank goodness! u usaly black mail me with stuff like this!..... <_<...*slips fireman 10,000 gold to ensure that he says nothing* <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songbird Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 *wipes sweat off of forehead*phwew! thank goodness! u usaly black mail me with stuff like this!..... <_<...*slips fireman 10,000 gold to ensure that he says nothing* <_< D: Masu! You just gave him back our food money! What do we eat now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 Fireman, our agreement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I have enough money...don't worry... And Fireman, I think I gave you money a few times to do stuff, like join B-Team and be my lawyer when I sued MR and Vincent...yeah...the amount of money would be uncountable, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I have enough money...don't worry... Thanks Nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrra Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 80,000 to decide my favorite color for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 lolfood money I can make my own food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 EWW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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