someonewhodied Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I tripped and fell when getting a bottle of water, hand tried to grab something, pulled a tack out of the wall, it landed upwards, and I stopped myself falling with my other arm. The tack was like, literally in front of my eye. SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK DOES NATURE HAVE AGAINST ME SEEING? WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT HAPPENING? I mean. Theres a tiny chance of tripping (Unless you are counting in smash bros brawl), A smaller chance of a tack being nearby, a tiny chance of you accidentally pulling it out when you need support, a really tiny chance it lands upwards, and a super tiny chance of it landing right where your eye will be when you fall... I wouldn't have a problem with my luck if this was the lottery, but, with bad things....just.... ;^; And before anyone asks, it was my right eye... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Get a mask like Lambda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 Maybe I should put an eyepatch over that eye BEFORE it gets stabbed out .-. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Safety goggles GET? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 Nah, that would just look stupid... An eyepatch would at least look pretty cool. *Wants a Nu13 Eyepatch* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 At least get Vyse's awesome Gogglepatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sholes Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 HIGH FIVE, MAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 HIGH FIVE, MAN! For almost getting his eye thumb-tacked out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claude C Kenny Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Sounds like you need a better luck growth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Sounds like you need a better luck growth. Or he somehow caught Pilot's Luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 I need luck to improve my luck growth. I have a big fat zero in both. Apparently anyways.... And yeah, I think I'ma make Nu13's Eyepatch next time I am bored, have free time, and have black and red fabric. Just in case one of my accidents actually takes out an eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Make sure you make two, in case you wind up losing the other eye instead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 (edited) Having double eyepatches would look creepy. I recall some manga where some epic dude had two eyepatches. Twas cool~. But in real life.... no. Edited June 9, 2011 by someonewhodied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I meant make them so you can take the one you need when the time finally comes, not to wear 'em both at the same time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 ^This man is a genius ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Why, why yes, yes I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Double eyepatches are only reserved for the most men of men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Did u know it is believed that eyepatches were actually to keep the nightvision in one eye, so that when going belowdecks pirates could see without needing to let their eyes adjust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Double eyepatches are only reserved for the most men of men ...The most men of men? So, how do you become the most men of men? Does it require an abnormally large number of testicles or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 ...The most men of men? So, how do you become the most men of men? Does it require an abnormally large number of testicles or something? Yes. That is wry Krogans are more manly than men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Yes. That is wry Krogans are more manly than men. So that would make the new main character of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure twice as manly as everyone else, since he's got two pairs of balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 (edited) So that would make the new main character of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure twice as manly as everyone else, since he's got two pairs of balls. OMG. Is he a human being? Finally a human being who represents an evolution to the point of being able to combat the Krogan.I've been waiting for that evolution to occur ever since Mass Effect, normally these thigns are supposed to take thousands of years but I guess I'm not going to complain. Edited June 9, 2011 by SeverIan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted June 9, 2011 Author Share Posted June 9, 2011 >.> <.< It always goes back to that in FFtF. Shoulda posted in general.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 OMG. Is he a human being? Finally a human being who represents an evolution to the point of being able to combat the Krogan.I've been waiting for that evolution to occur ever since Mass Effect, normally these thigns are supposed to take thousands of years but I guess I'm not going to complain. He's human. He also spontaneously produces more balls from his body that should they come in contact with a man, they'll cause said man's eyes to pop like balloons, blinding him. Yes, that's right. He blinds with sheer manliness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 He's human. He also spontaneously produces more balls from his body that should they come in contact with a man, they'll cause said man's eyes to pop like balloons, blinding him. Yes, that's right. He blinds with sheer manliness. Ah. Well now I know how humanity is going to survive Mass Effect 3. Him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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