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Make up limericks right here, right now or post your existing ones!

Here's one me and Songbird made (most credit goes to her):

Grumble my rumble

And then, infinitely fumble.

Then I see an Eggman

He totally gives me a lag, man.

And so, I tumble.

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Make up limericks right here, right now or post your existing ones!

Here's one me and Songbird made (most credit goes to her):

Grumble my rumble

And then, infinitely fumble.

Then I see an Eggman

He totally gives me a lag, man.

And so, I tumble.

Nooooo. More credit to you! >__>

It was a happy day

In which I could play

But then that evil ferret

Took my only carrot

Then I didn't know what to say.

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I'm not good at poetry, to be honest, and this is weird:

I remember looking at the head

of something that was really red

and it looked back at me

and I knew it could see

that I had black hair

and then it began to stare

because I was that cool

and then it was above the pool

and it steadied with ease

and then I saw it had rabies

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alright he's my poem

Oh Memory, Oh Memory

May your light shine Bright

Oh Memory, Oh Memory,

May I see the dark night

Oh Memory, Oh Memory

Your Maiden has left you long ago

Oh Memory, Oh Memory

But she has reached the sacred Shore

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Well...that's a good poem (honestly!) but not a limerick...

Yeah I know, I think I can only write poem's. I got this idea after beating FFCC

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A limerick follows this format:

A

A

B

B

A

In otherwords, the last word of all the A's must rhyme, and the last word of the two B's must rhyme. At least, that's what I've always been taught for a limerick. I hear there are other ways to write it though.

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This is the most messed-up poem I've ever thought of....

I've always tried to rhyme something with orange.

Drake and Josh taught me that the word was "door-hinge".

I like potatoes.

Do they rhyme with tomatoes?

Refrigerator.

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Well...that's a good poem (honestly!) but not a limerick...
A limerick follows this format:

A

A

B

B

A

In otherwords, the last word of all the A's must rhyme, and the last word of the two B's must rhyme. At least, that's what I've always been taught for a limerick. I hear there are other ways to write it though.

Oops. Please don't kill me. . .

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RANDOM POEM TIME

Time to sleep, everyone, good night all

Let me go close my eyes and dream that I'll fall.

Dreaming, dreaming, turn off that damn phone.

It's not time to wake, so leave me alone.

I want to be tall.

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Let me tell you all.

It's not all that great being tall.

But rest assured, everybody's fine the way they are.

Now ima go grab a Rice Krispy Bar.

Mmmm....Rice Krispies......

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Let me tell you all.

It's not all that great being tall.

But rest assured, everybody's fine the way they are.

Now ima go grab a Rice Krispy Bar.

Mmmm....Rice Krispies......

*gasp* The last line is off Fireman! XD

*tries to think of a comeback limerick*

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Oops. I messed up that last line.

But inner Fireman says it's fine.....

But what does he know?

He's just a big fat ho!

Now excuse me while I sip some wine......

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Please, you're flattering me.

But I can't help this feeling of glee.

I hear Ephraim will soon be known as Tibarn.

Perhaps, now, Nightmare will say "DARN!!!"

But for now, I have to pee.....

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From the Fireman topic because I'm the master of C + P like that.

Truly, I fear

What it is I hear

Him, a criminal?

When he keeps damage at a minimal?

It's enough to make me tear.

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