Philosoraptor Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 hi im new Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I'll greet you in the same way I greet all newbies. Fuck off. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zkirsche Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Hi, I'm not new. Also, welcome to the forest, please enjoy your hopefully lengthy stay here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Fuck off. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. You know, that is the nicest way possible to say that... Dear Dino Aristotle, Meow, I am Waha Kitty. You may only refer to me as Waha Kitty. If you call me anything but Waha Kitty, you will be seriously punished. I mean seriously. This is not an empty threat. Also, don't quote me without changing the title of the quote to Waha Kitty. Waha Kitty. You better not leave or I will haunt you IRL. Seriously, not kidding. Anyway, enjoy your stay. You better... With these tough economic times, you might want to consider using a Knife for protection instead of a Gun. You can conceal Knives easier and they are more lethal at close range. Unless you got a Gun to someone's head. Why am I capitalizing Gun and Knife? Just cuz. Is this paragraph relevant to the introduction? Shut up, you ask too many questions. There are many dicks on this forum. Not the kinds that would be appealing to females or homosexual men. Many were weeded out by the travel back in time. Oh yeah, the forum is actually 3 months older than it appears. That's cuz of a bug that caused the site to have amnesia. I think. The forums reopened up in early January 2008, although it was open like 2 months before that. Somebody had server payment issues. Call me Waha Kitty. I know I said this already, but people still seem to call me by my screen name. Only people on my list can call me Knitty. My list is in the "about me" section of my profile. You can still apply to be on the list, but remember to call me Waha Kitty. Don't mess with Texas. That's right, I am from Texas. In Texas, you can be killed for a crime you didn't commit. In Texas, you can go the a farm and dance with the cows. In Texas, I saw a guy get shot by an officer for littering. Everything is bigger in Texas. Including my ****. I've never copied & pasted. Never. I like to take my time writing out all my messages to make more of an impression. I am Waha Ashamed of everyone who uses copy & paste. How can I tell? I just do. I don't know why the computer geeks added in a copy & paste feature, but I think that was the worst move ever. I've been here longer than 3 years (with a bunch of breaks in between), so respect mah senioritay. I never really did much. Oh yeah, I helped kick start a Fire Emblem fangame based on users on this site. I disappeared for 2 months and people assumed I was dead. I helped a lot of users get banned. Hell, I don't know why they still keep me here. Don't be a Waha Idiot either. I know some guys in the intro threads that seem to be following me around trying to piss me of. If you become a Waha Idiot and annoy me too much, you will be Waha Punished™. Oh yeah, don't break the forum rules or you will be Waha Punished™. What the mods will do to you is nothing compared to what I will do to you... Why don't I change my display name to Waha Kitty? Why don't you shut up? What? You never asked me? Bullshit, I can read your mind. I know your deepest fears. Like I said, if you go inactive, I will come for you IRL. Only I can do that. How come? Again, you ask too many questions (even though you didn't ask them). Now I must end this rant, because you probably stopped caring about whatever I said. What was the point of writing this message? To test you. If you skipped everything, you can go fuck yourself. But if you took the time to read this, maybe we can be friends and maybe you could call me Knitty. But whatever you do, don't get on my bad side or you will receive Waha Punishment™. What is Waha Punishment™? You don't want to find out. The last guy who received Waha Punishment™ didn't post for an entire day. A week later, he got banned. Surely you do not want to suffer the same fate (or do you?)... What is the meaning of dinosaurs? Why did they die? Why don't you know anything? Signed, Waha Kitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Hi, welcome to SF. That is really all since you didn't post much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroudening Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Welcome to SF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Yo. Go to the mafia forum. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Yo. Go to the mafia forum. That is all. Expected/10. I miss the 'ol "Go join a draft." days of eclipses greetings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Expected/10. I miss the 'ol "Go join a draft." days of eclipses greetings. Can't really tell if this person's obsessed with FE, and which one. If I have nothing to go on, I direct them to the mafia forum, in the hopes that they'll learn a thing or two about staying on one's mental feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rothene Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Heya! Welcome to the Forest. There are many parts of the forum to explore and I do hope that you enjoy writing. Our written works section has some new blood flowing into them recently, and more never hurts. We also have a role playing section which has quite a few new role playing campaigns set up recently, which I hope you take interest in and breath life into them. Now back on topic, enjoy your stay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawman Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Hi, welcome to the forest! I like your name lol. You should definitely check out mafia if you're into that kind of thing. it can be really fun, but also time consuming. I hope all of your dreams come true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Just want to mention. Knife. You're not funny. You're not amusing. We don't like you. Fill in the blanks of this next sentence. _____ off and go _____ into a ____ and ___. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 (edited) Just want to mention. Knife. You're not funny. You're not amusing. We don't like you. Fill in the blanks of this next sentence. _____ off and go _____ into a ____ and ___. Thanks. Mission complete. My top five reasons for introducing myself to newbies is as follows: 1. To scare them and weed out the newbies who were going to leave in a few weeks anyway 2. To make sure they call me Waha Kife or Waha Kitty 3. To inform them about the forest 4. To make sure they use Knives for protection instead of Guns, Swords, or Gunswords 5. To make sure they follow the rules of the forest Also you will be Waha Punished for a combination of calling me by my screen name and for that Waha Sass. Now bend over... Edited August 16, 2011 by Knitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Fill in the blanks of this next sentence. _____ off and go _____ into a ____ and ___. Thanks. Run off and go jump into a lake and swim. =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 (edited) Mission complete. My top five reasons for introducing myself to newbies is as follows: 1. To scare them and weed out the newbies who were going to leave in a few weeks anyway 2. To make sure they call me Waha Kife or Waha Kitty 3. To inform them about the forest 4. To make sure they use Knives for protection instead of Guns, Swords, or Gunswords 5. To make sure they follow the rules of the forest 6. Also you will be Waha Punished for a combination of calling me by my screen name and for that Waha Sass. Now bend over... 1. I love you 2. GOSH DARN I LOVE YOU 3. I wish I could quit you 4. I'll take a M16A4 rather than a Bowie Knife. Greater distance and as long as I hit around the heart, you're probably dead. 5. ToS exists for a reason. 6. Flipping try and I'll slice off your wristband and repair it for you so you can save it for gas money for picking up your beautiful child. Edited August 20, 2011 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Don't mind Life, he's been spending too much time thinking he is tough. Here's a picture from his facebook. Also welcome to Serenes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 1. I love you 2. GOSH DARN I LOVE YOU 3. I wish I could quit you 4. I'll take a M16A4 rather than a Bowie Knife. Greater distance and as long as I hit around the heart, you're probably dead. 5. ToS exists for a reason. 6. Flipping try and I'll slice off your wristband and repair it for you so you can save it for gas money for picking up your beautiful child. Thanks buddy. But you will be Waha Punished for continuing to call me by my screen name in your quotes. Also, I wonder what Orange edited out of your post, PM me the details. Don't mind Life, he's been spending too much time thinking he is tough. Here's a picture from his facebook. Also welcome to Serenes! That's totally how I imagine him. A fat guy. Go eat a donut and after your Waha Punishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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