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Stop squeezing yourself in public. It's uncouth.

i'll squeeze you in a minute

I enjoy making girls squirt.

probably the only way you can pleasure a girl

is not :(

raven

fuck you god

wait no wrong raven, we're cool

So many things are wrong here, but "wrong things"= funny

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Making a girl squirt is one of my talents.

It's a hobby of mine that I only give time to on slow Tuesdays. But if you find a natural squirter in college, Daniel Tosh says she's marriageable material.

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Any and all girls are squirters - it just takes time and patience to unlock the potential with some.

Current girlfriend is like a fountain. And that's just my tongue. :P:

Oh hey maybe I can be the SF sex doctor or something.

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