The Nonsense Rhymes

[MacLovin]

The rules.

Make a Nonsense rhyme

And make sure it is at least one line

However, make sure it follow the subject of the above poster

Or Mr. Limerick shall take over your mind.

[buttmuncher.ops]

My mind is Pro Tools my head is a stool

Whats recorded in my dome gets reported when I zone

[MacLovin]

You cannot hide-you cannot run

For the Madman of the Forest shall have his fun.

[buttmuncher.ops]

I'm the devil - if ever there was such a thing

The results of much too many drugs what you're seeing

I'm a mindfuck, completely dis-(gus)-ting

I'm (white), a human mutt, fuck a being

I'm a dog - fuck lambs, I'm silencin 'em all

I'm involved in murders forensic science couldn't solve

Giant set of balls too big to buy a set of drawers

Might as well unzip my fly and let 'em fall to the floor

Each thought's completely warped

I'm like a walkin, talkin, ouija board

Speakin in tongues, I've never spoke this speech before

.. Hhem-delle-la, ennich-me-noughh-mi-niche-mick-norr ..

Have you ever experienced spirits in lyrics when you hear 'em

'til you scared to stare in into any mirrors when you near 'em?

Well if so, get ready for some shit yo

"Is this some kind of sick joke?" Shit no, motherfuckin schitzo

So disturbed, he just goes so berzerk he tiptoes

This verse was his urge to slit throats of just hoes

Just goes to shizzow you dizzon't, fizzuck with

so-someone this disturbed, sa-sippin on si-zzurp

So - lock your doors, drop to the floors

Get your shotguns drawn - here comes another "Clockwork Orange"

Look at Bizarre; you really think he's right in his mind?

What the fuck you think's goin through it when he's writin his rhyme?

[MacLovin]

There was a Unit named Jill

Who fell of into a mill

Oh grinded and crushed

The Dawn Brigade was amush

What became of poor Jill?

What happened is this-something was amiss

A Begnion Peg attacked her and missed

But, poor Jill was startled

And fell into the Mill of old tartle.

There she was, about to be ground and crushed.-When, in a moment of Bliss

It turns out that The Wyvern melted the Mill with it's piss.

[Dr.Sholes]

That's right. What you said about Jill.

But what you forgot was that the wyvern took a mad steroid pill.

Then he drank expired beer and pissed out the swill.

Such swill melted the mill so that, Jill, it could not kill.

But this ain't just a story I swear it's for real. (real would be pronounced as "rill")

But as they fell passed the melted mill they landed on a grill.

Now they aren't alive still but before the wyvern died he said, "Don't take my other pill!"

[MacLovin]

Aye, I was right about Jill, but I haven't spun a thing 'bout Shinon.

Or about the tree he leans on

Well, as it turns out-the tree was the one Gatrie fell for

And So then, Shinon went to Belfour

And In Belfour, with his bow-Shinon shot a whore

A deadeye proc'd and the dame fell-And Shinon took her basket full'a buns

[Dr.Sholes]

And then, after that, he ate them buns but they gave him the runs.

It was a trap and they were poisoned his stomach made some noise-and

he dropped dead. That smashed open his pink head.

You may have heard this tale in a book you once read.

I was just thinking that it had to be said.

So if he's dead, this story's read, and then re-said one must wonder how Gatrie can ever get out of bed.

Knowing it was because of him and his tree that his good friend was now dead.

So he went out to the shed and got another pink head.

To replace the one on his friend so he'd be no longer dead.

But when he walked in the shed he was hit by a wyvern named Ted.

Who everyone thought was dead since he fell on to a grill with a girl named Jill.

But now he had taken his other steroid pill and it didn't have him feeling chill.

Perhaps he'll die the next time he flies into a mill.

[MacLovin]

Oh my God

This thread will be noticed by Mods

I hope I haven't done a thing

To get warned by people wearing bling.

Oh, I hope this thread doesn't get locked by the MODs

This is true nonsense

Because in I was dense

Then this would all be over

And would be shipped off to Dover

And that why we don't make sense

[buttmuncher.ops]

Leave you sloppy like seconds, obey me like peasants

Or get opened up like presents, please

My young boys wildin for respect

Slit your throat have you smiling with your neck, say cheese

My dough's a bit longer, my flow is just slaughter

My wrist look like fro-zen polar spring water

So tell me boys, tell me boys, who you think you messing with?

I get money out the ass, that's some expensive shit

[Dr.Sholes]

I'm messing with you!

You wanna go, well I do too.

I'm the boss and you know that, that's true.

Now, I'mma punch you to the ground and beat you 'till you're blue.

And I wouldn't think it to be odd.

If my awesomeness was envied by a mod.

But their plans would be flawed and sad men.(pronounced min)

I'll take down even an admin!

Come at me! Let's go, Tangerine!

I'll shoot a torpedo at you from my yellow submarine!

You'll see it and before you die you'll turn green.

You'll never again be orange(or-idge) so put that color into storage.

You're about to be more dead than Washington, that's George!(geor-idge)

(@ Mr. Limerick - You write rhymes in real life?)

[SisterOfMarth98]

I get the last sit,

They get the last stand

Then I fall off the cliff, looking all bland

Wanna switch this game

To a game worth playing

Like a turn-based game with a hint of role playing

So I start up Fire Emblem

Stupid mercenaries

I feel bad for them

'Cause I.S. are some bullies

Their fathers, waiting to start war

I wanna go tell them

They're going too far

They really should've stopped

Then they wouldn't have dropped

Think about the lord's face

Having to be cropped...

They Fight, They Die, They Make The Lords Cry

They Fight, They Die, They Make The Lords Cry

*ahem*something about Greil's Fall*ahem*

[Aizenberg]

reek reek

rhymes with freak

[Aizenberg]

jeyne jeyne

rhymes with pain

[Aizenberg]

osha

sounds alot like asha