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Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain
to tell you they are chemicals.
All knowledge is ultimately based on what which you cannot prove.
So will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?

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>teacher says there will be a "special guest" today

>huh

>go to class

>teacher walks out

>comes in with a hat and starts reciting the miller's tale with the utmost dramatized movements

sometimes i feel like i'm in a satire

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yeah that's me, i'm a sick bastard

anyways i was feeling hungry so i went to get a school lunch it sucked

>in line

>somebody cuts in line and is laughing obnoxiously pouring popcorn down their mouth

>okay then

>the people in front of me are getting fries

>okay, why not fries for me too

>"fries?"

>NO FRIES

>there are clearly still fries, those little potato strips, in the serving cases

>"...fries?"

>NO FRIES

>alright then

>"chicken?"

>CAN'T HAVE FRIES WITH CHICKEN

>"just get me chicken"

it kinda sucks, now i am reminded why i just sleep during lunch

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