Chen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 go on... EROTIC HONKING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 i'm gonna go dress up as a clown to scare off kiddies when i'm old enough that'll show them, kiddies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 what if the clown costume is haunted and i fuse to it and become a supervillain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 clownpiece is pretty low tier of a 2hu and a clown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 DOESN'T EVEN WEAR KAWAII MAKEUP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 more like a SHITHU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 hi thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 We should write for the few not the manyIf you want to write what’s worth a second reading,You must often reverse your stylus, and smooth the wax:Don’t write to amaze the crowd, be content with the few.Are you mad enough to want your poems mouthed in school?Not I: as proud Arbuscula said when they hissed her act,‘It’s fine so long as the knights applaud’: she scorned the rest.Should I bother about that louse Pantilius, should IBe tortured by Demetrius’ sneers behind my back,Or that fool Fannius’ attack, Hermogenes’ sponge?Only let Plotius commend me, and VariusMaecenas, Virgil, Valgius, and the best of menOctavius, Fuscus: let the Viscus brothers praise!And I can name you Pollio, without flattery,And you, and your brother, Messalla, and you,Bibulus, Servius, and you my honest Furnius,And many another learned friend, I’m awareI omit: and I’d like these verses, such as they are,To please them, grieved if they delight them less than IHope. But you Demetrius, you Tigellius, go carpAmong the armchairs of those female disciples!Go boy, quickly, add these lines to my little book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 hi breezy how are you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I see Anabel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 I see Anabel I see Ziem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Gourmet eating is ridiculousYet I could hardly change your wish to kiss your palate With the peacock when it’s served, and not the pullet, You’re seduced by vain show, a rare bird costs gold, With its ornate tail spectacularly spread: as if it Mattered. Do you ever eat those feathers you admire? Does it have the same beauty when it’s cooked? The meat Doesn’t differ between the two, yet to think that you Prefer this to that, deceived by the appearance! Well: How can you tell then if the pike that’s gasping here Was caught in the Tiber or the sea, in the current near The bridges, or the Tuscan river’s mouth? Madman, You praise a three pound mullet you’ve to eat in portions. It’s the size that attracts you I see, well then why not A large pike? Because no doubt the pike’s naturally Larger, while the mullet’s normally much smaller. It’s a belly seldom hungry that scorns common fare. ‘I’d love to see something huge served in a huge dish,’ Cries a throat that would be worthy of the Harpies. Come you Southerlies and spoil their fare! And yet However fresh the boar and turbot they already stink, Since too much richness upsets a weakened stomach, Gorged, it much prefers radishes and bitter leaves. Yet poor man’s food’s not wholly absent from the feasts Of kings: cheap eggs, black olives hold their place. It’s not So long since the auctioneer Gallonius’ serving sturgeon, Caused a scandal. And the sea hid as much turbot, then. Yet turbot were still safe, and storks safe in their nests, Till a creative ‘praetor’ led you astray! So that now, If someone proclaimed roast seagulls were tasty, The youth of Rome, so easily seduced, would agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Peas or corn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 same tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Unstable characters suffer more‘I’ve listened a while and wanted to say a few words But being a slave daren’t.’ Are you Davus? Yes, Davus, A servant fond of his master, quite virtuous, but not Enough so to die young.’ Come on, then, use the freedom December allows, since our ancestors wished it: speak! ‘Some men love vice, yet follow a constant purpose: The majority waver, sometimes grasping what’s right, At another time slaves to evil. Priscus, often Noted for wearing three rings on his left hand, then none, Lived so capriciously, he’d change his tunic each hour, Leaving a great house he’d suddenly enter some dive From which a plain freedman couldn’t emerge without shame: Now he’d choose to live as a lecher in Rome, now a scholar In Athens, born when fluid Vertumnus was changing form. When the gout he deserved crippled Volanerius’ Finger-joints, that joker hired a man by the day To pick up the dice, and rattle them in the cup: Because he stuck to one vice, he was less unhappy And preferable to one who at one moment handles A rope that is taut, the next moment one that’s slack.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 So who is free? The wise man: in command of himself, Unafraid of poverty, chains, or death, bravely Defying his passions, despising honours, complete In himself, smoothed and rounded, so that nothing External can cling to his polished surface, whom Fortune by attacking ever wounds herself. Can you Claim any of this for your own? The woman demands A fortune, bullies you, slams the door in your face, Drowns you in cold water, then calls you back! Take your Neck from the vile yoke. “I’m free, free,” say it! You can’t: A despot, and no slight one, oppresses your spirit, Pricking sharp spurs in your tired flanks, yanking when you shy.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 No married women for me!Wouldn’t it be better to ask what boundaries Nature Sets to desire, what privations she can stand and what Will grieve her, and so distinguish solid from void? Do you ask for a golden cup when you’re dying Of thirst? Do you scorn all but peacock, or turbot When you’re starving? When your prick swells, then, And a young slave girl or boy’s nearby you could take At that instant, would you rather burst with desire? Not I: I love the sexual pleasure that’s easy to get. ‘Wait a bit’, ‘More cash’, ‘If my husband’s away’, that girl’s For the priests, Philodemus says: requesting, himself, One who’s not too dear, or slow to come when she’s told. She should be fair and poised: dressed so as not to try To seem taller or whiter of skin than nature made her. When a girl like that slips her left thigh under my right, She’s Ilia or Egeria: I name her however I choose, No fear, while I fuck, of husbands back from the country, Doors bursting, dogs howling, the whole house echoing With the sound of his knocking, the girl deathly pale, Leaping the bed, her knowing maid shouting afraid For her limbs, the adulteress for her dowry, I for myself. Nor, clothes awry, of having to flee bare-foot, scared For my cash, my skin, or at the very least my reputation. It’s bad news to be caught: even with Fabio judging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 We denigrate people unjustlyWe turn virtues themselves upside down in our desire To foul a spotless jar: the decent man who lives here Among us, who’s an utterly humble soul, we call him Slow-witted, thick-headed. Another who flees all deceit And who never offers a single loophole to malice, Though we live among the kind of people, where Envy Is keen and accusations flourish: instead of noting his Common sense and caution, we call him false and sly. Of one who’s unsophisticated, as I’ve often shown Myself to be with you, Maecenas, interrupting you Perhaps, while reading or thinking, with tiresome chatter: We say: ‘He quite lacks the social graces.’ Ah, how Casually we enact these laws against ourselves! No man alive is free of faults: the best of us is him Who’s burdened with the least. If he desires my love, My gentle friend must, in all fairness, weigh my virtues With my faults, and incline to the more numerous, Assuming that is my virtues are the more numerous. And by that rule I’ll weigh him in the same scale. If you really expect a friend not to be offended By your boils, pardon him his warts: it’s only fair That he forgives who asks forgiveness for his faults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Shezzy how does it feel being green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Where is our tolerance though?When we consider our own faults, we accidentally blind Our eyes with a smear of ointment, but viewing our friends’ We’re as keen-eyed as eagles or Epidaurian snakes. The result is that they gaze just as keenly at ours. That man’s a bit hot-tempered, not acceptable To today’s sensitive folks: another makes you smile With his rustic haircut, his sloppy toga, loose sandals That barely stay on his feet: and yet he’s a good man, None better, and your friend, and great gifts lie hidden Beneath that form. In short, give yourself a good shaking And consider whether it’s nature or perhaps a bad habit That long ago sowed the seeds of wickedness in you: For the bracken we burn springs up in neglected fields. Think of the case of a lover in all his blindness Who fails to see his darling’s ugly blemishes, Or is even charmed, like Balbinus with Hagne’s mole. I wished we erred in the same way with our friends, And morality gave such errors a decent name. We should behave to a friend as father to son And not be disgusted by some fault. If a boy squints His father names him Paetus : Pullus if he’s puny Like that dwarf who used to exist called Sisyphus: Varus if he has crooked legs: or if he can barely stand On twisted ankles gives him the cognomen Scaurus . Well then let’s call a friend who’s mean, ‘thrifty’. Another Who’s tactless and boasts a bit: he just wants his friends To think him ‘sociable’. or perhaps the man’s more fierce And outspoken: let’s have it he’s ‘frank’ and fearless. He’s a hothead? We’ll just count him one of the ‘eager’. This it is that unites friends, and then keeps them united. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezy Kanzaki Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Wow Are you hating on the Greens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 His satisfaction with his fateI’d be insane to be ashamed of such a father, So I won’t defend myself by saying, as many do, It’s not their fault they don’t have well-known, noble Parents. What I say and think are quite otherwise: If at a certain point in our lives Nature required us To relive the past, and choose what parents we wished, To suit our pride, then I’d still be content with mine, I’d not want parents blessed with rods and thrones. The crowd would think me mad, you sane perhaps, For not wishing to carry an unaccustomed burden. I’d be forced at once to acquire more possessions, Welcome more visitors, take one or two companions So as not to travel or visit the countryside alone, Keep more horses and grooms, take a wagon-train, While now I can ride on a gelded mule to Tarentum, Its flanks galled by a heavy pack, withers by the rider: No one will call me vulgar, Tillius the praetor, As they do you, when five slaves, on the Tibur road, Follow behind you with a chest, and a case of wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tryhard Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 far left wing/authoritarianism makes me sad it's like they are shitting in the pot that i like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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