Chen Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 https://community.tulpa.info/thread-oguigi-%E5%86%85%E5%84%80-koomer-the-diary make a movie out of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 penis envy: Little girl suffers from deprivation and loss and blames mother for "sending her into the world insufficiently equipped" causing her to resent her mother. i can still blame my mom for not giving me an 8 inch cock i guess 8 inches can be a bit too much, sometimes, to be honest. her 8 incher? I envy my husband's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 girls dont need penises... but apparently they do Would be nice for peeing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 give me 20 dicks so i can do like, urain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 big dicks are like greatswords, apply big damage but don't have much room for finesse and agility? They have to be careful not to make the cervix too sore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 is sex painful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 sex sounds in eroges written in english are usually dumb things like "GLORP" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 probably not, does the sound of a man cumming sound different in other countries? i think not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 is sex painful Depends on the kind. Vaginal is at first, but you get used to it after a while, then it doesn't hurt at all anymore, unless it's rough sex, or they're banging against the cervix too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 my city is going through a water rationing should i stop taking showers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 [screaming in pain, in japanese] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 probably not, does the sound of a man cumming sound different in other countries? i think not The actual ejaculation doesn't really make much of a sound at all, to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 my city is going through a water rationing should i stop taking showers? Unless you're working out, you only really need 2-3 showers a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 not even a 'blurp' or something?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 why does japanese media make ejaculation have sounds? is it to alarm the viewers? "look, this guy is ejaculating! you should ejaculate too!" actually, euphoria has this "timed ejaculation system" where you're supposed to ejaculate in time with the protagonist. like a ejaculation countdown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 (edited) Unless you're working out, you only really need 2-3 showers a week. i live in a tropical country showers are mandatory each day i read somewhere brazilians take on average 12 showers a week Edited January 14, 2017 by Nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 everything is a penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 shezzy are you into touhous in that way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezzy Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 i live in a tropical country showers are mandatory each day i read somewhere that the average brazilian takes 14 showers a week True, but I wasn't sure which part of Brazil you lived in, but I guess they're all pretty warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 >kanako doujins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chen Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 tfw doujins used to be great but you've expended every kind of doujin already so you stop caring for doujins and seek out higher activities, such as cement enemas and mexican sugar dancing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nobody Posted January 14, 2017 Share Posted January 14, 2017 (edited) True, but I wasn't sure which part of Brazil you lived in, but I guess they're all pretty warm. I live in a part of central brazil that isn't that bad i guess (it's 1200m high), since it's dry and the average temperature is 21C, so i only take one shower a day im into touhous in every wayalways knew it hehe Edited January 14, 2017 by Nobody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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