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Ansem

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also they would be funnier if they were just quotes and not on a dumb raptor image

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If God created the sun on the fourth day, how had four days passed?

If pro is opposite of con, is progress opposite of congress?

If you are what you eat, then aren't cannibals the only real humans?

If vegetarians love animals so much....... Why do they eat all their food?

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If God created the sun on the fourth day, how had four days passed?

In the same way that days are different depending on what planet you are in the universe, as an example, maybe the days that Genesis refers to are a different time unit than the time unit used by humans.

If you are what you eat, then aren't cannibals the only real humans?

Just because you are what you eat, it doesn't follow that you aren't what you don't eat.

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I'm not good with this whole physics thing, but I believe a day is defined by a single rotation of the Earth, which doesn't necessarily need the sun.

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I'm not good with this whole physics thing, but I believe a day is defined by a single rotation of the Earth, which doesn't necessarily need the sun.

But the earth was "formless and empty" at the start of creation and couldn't have begun rotating until the second or the third day.

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This is so funny. Especially that dinosaur.

Ulki just lacks a sense of humor.

I guess i do, some of them were funny, just not all of them...

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I was referring to this topic

Hmm. Well, I guess that I do get more out of disagreeing with people than I do out of doing anything else. I would say that disagreement with people isn't my conscious, assumed goal going into threads. But I dunno. I'm just here because new posts got posted in this thread and I wanted to respond to one or more of them.

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