Renall Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 (EU3) The thread title said "satirical." What you just posted is a 100% accurate summary. Although speaking of Paradox games... Crusader Kings: You're a king or duke or count in the Middle Ages. Your life sucks, your liege and neighbors hate you because you're an asshole, your wife is fucking the Marshal, and while your youngest son is a just and even-handed individual of vast diplomatic skills, he's not going to inherit shit because he has an older brother who is a hunchback stutterer who is cruel and wasteful and never learned anything from his teachers. If you don't die suddenly of the plague, the best thing to do right now is probably kill your eldest son, then hire an assassin to assassinate yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esaka Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Blazblue A puppeteer creates an incestual cyborg that causes a time paradox and his best friend trolls everyone to death while more incest occurs between a white haired pretty boy and his psychotic brother, then another clone wants to get in her technical brothers pants while finding out who she is. Then a boy with a top hat and THE BEST DAD EVER discuss their issues and No-face fights a stripper while a mecha keeps getting buffed but will never get off low tier. Meanwhile a Manly Ninja tries to find plot significance. Yeah, that sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 The thread title said "satirical." What you just posted is a 100% accurate summary. Although speaking of Paradox games... Crusader Kings: You're a king or duke or count in the Middle Ages. Your life sucks, your liege and neighbors hate you because you're an asshole, your wife is fucking the Marshal, and while your youngest son is a just and even-handed individual of vast diplomatic skills, he's not going to inherit shit because he has an older brother who is a hunchback stutterer who is cruel and wasteful and never learned anything from his teachers. If you don't die suddenly of the plague, the best thing to do right now is probably kill your eldest son, then hire an assassin to assassinate yourself. Needs more Semisalic Gavelkind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Hmm... quick one. FFVI: Joker escapes from Arkham and destroys the world just for kicks. He then gets his balls punched in by a 6 year old girl, 2 stuffed animals, a furry and other random people who believe in the power of love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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