Ansem Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 You have 206 bones in your body, want another one? gogogo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 You turn my Floppy Disk into a Hard Drive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 Whats the strongest muscle in your mouth? My dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 If i were to rearrange the Alphabet, i would put U and I together... Counter: The Alphabet is fine, It has N and O together... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 Wanna play the rape game? "No!" That's the spirit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popo Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Challenge: Fire Emblem pick up lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 Are you a wind mage? 'Cause you blow me away Saw that one in the thread in General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciarre Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I'd stick my master sword in your pedestal any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Are you a laguz? Because you're transforming into something hot and heavy- ok that made me cringe to type Is your blood holy? Because you look like you can- nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I would always draft you first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I wish to fuck you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching your lips *Hand her the dollar* *Kiss her* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Raven Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 you know how i know we're having sex tonight? cause i'm stronger than you you know how i know we're having sex tonight? cause my aid is bigger than your con Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I love you, and want an actual relationship, with things like walking on the beach, and talking on the phone when you go to visit your parents. works 1/10000000000000000000 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I'm gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Racer Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Am I dead? 'cause I see an angel. Are you a terrorist? 'cause You Da Bomb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 dont see the last one working =/ Can I get a map? I'm trying to find my way into your pants but keep getting lost in your eyes. Can I take a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas even though I dont celebrate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I'm gay. this is the only one that looks like it will work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 Clearly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I wish to fuck you Best one. 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 You want me to put my dingaling in your fairy cave? Are you mad, woman!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizenberg Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 i love your skull structure. your smart, u probably have a nice brain you've got lovely eyeballs lets make a chemical reaction, for society Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Challenge: Fire Emblem pick up lines. "I don't think you have the Con to handle my sword". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Soul why are you trying to pick up children Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 Soul's avatar is incredibly straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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