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Thanks for calling me a fucking failure to my face twice in two days.

Thanks for pretty much saying I'm too retarded to even get into a local university.

Thanks for implying my grades will continue to get worse.

And thanks for threatening to pull me out of everything I worked my ass off to get last year, everything which I told you I wanted to be in so badly.

Finally, thanks for not being supportive.

You don't need to say you're welcome.

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You are JailBait? Shit son

They are just being parents bro. If you have a passion, prove to them how committed you are to this is by sticking to it and excelling at it!

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Family therapy might help, if you can agree with your parents that it's warranted. It did help me with mine a bit, at least.

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Not sure if family therapy and such is easy to find in Singapore

Joshie I'm willing to rent my other room to you and you can apply for refugee sta---

oh my god

I'm 18

you're underage

CAN I ADOPT YOU

and then you can become a US citizen that way and shit too

so you don't have to be forced to serve in the military if you don't want to be

and do things you like to do

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Not sure if family therapy and such is easy to find in Singapore

Joshie I'm willing to rent my other room to you and you can apply for refugee sta---

oh my god

I'm 18

you're underage

CAN I ADOPT YOU

this.

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Hell, the high school I went to has pretty strong suit in Science and Maths (and Art/Music/Theater but pretty sure you're not into that) and it's 10 minutes away from the uni I go to, and if you like this kind of thing kids usually go to my uni in their junior/senior years to do research. If not it's still a pretty good school and shit

Oh and it has GIRLS

So yeah

let me adopt youuuuu

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Not sure if family therapy and such is easy to find in Singapore

Joshie I'm willing to rent my other room to you and you can apply for refugee sta---

oh my god

I'm 18

you're underage

CAN I ADOPT YOU

and then you can become a US citizen that way and shit too

so you don't have to be forced to serve in the military if you don't want to be

and do things you like to do

:awesome:

(If srs: International adoption is normally pretty expensive? I don't know if it's different if you know the person.)

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If I can afford it, I might seriously consider this option. I've heard a few more similar complaints in Skypechat and stuff (and also on Singaporean government in general) and I've told him to immigrate already.

But there's some kind of military service thing they have to do or else it's treason so I was thinking of the fastest way for him to become naturalised in a different country, and I was technically an American citizen when my parents were naturalized, and I just had to file some paperwork and wait a bit to get my certificate, so...

Don't know if you need to be married to adopt, though, if so... wait a few years Joshie I'll get you out of there before you're 18!

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Are your parents asian? cos that's like a really common strategy asian parents use. Don't take it personally. i mean it's definitely harsh parenting but if they're asian I'm not sure they mean badly by it. Plus this is coming from your perspective and you're a teenager so I'm sure it's distorted somehow since most teenagers tend to view themselves as the victim regardless of the situation.

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Your grandpa and step grandma were like that too.

But I turned out okay! :D

Sort of. okay maybe not

but I had a fucking failure of a wonderful son! and a wonderfuller waifu fuck this family suicide time

***Hextator vengeance dad/hari kiri with josh

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I know my dad was hard on me, but he never did that. Usually it was, "I know you're smarter than that, so get off your lazy ass and do your homework."

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Mine was... pretty damn lenient grades-wise with me. Especially considering they're Asian.

I was like

fuck I did bad on physics midterm

and they're like "did you study hard"

and I'm like "yeah I just suck at physics" (which I do)

and they're like "k."

And they didn't punish me for my utter SUCK at English forever

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I suppose kind parents yield kind people.

Not so kind parents seem to either yield absolutely shitty people, gilded gods or some mixture of angelic wrapped up in angsty and/or full of shit.

Question time

Which one is me

Josh, the proper thing to do here is ignore the people being shitty. People like Crash that aren't helping anyone. It will just propagate otherwise

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