Judas Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 So today I experienced horrible discrimination. I was walking to my Critical Quantumchemical Theory class, and I thought, why not, I'd stop by the campus bookstore to try and buy a Snickers bar because I was hungry. My father used to tell me when he was on his deathbed, if you're ever hungry, just go... just... like... get a Snickers bar. So I was doing that. Anyway I walked in and there were all these gross nerds geeking out with books or whatever it is that these computerfreaks do in a textings store, but I ignored them and I grabbed my Snickers bar and put it on the counter, but he was like, "Is that it?" And he looked at me, like, what are you doing. So I told him that I was hungry and I just wanted a Snickers. So he laughs, he LAUGHS at me, then he has the gall to -- get this -- he gives me a receipt. Like, oh yeah, dude, I am going to come back here and ask for a return on my Snickers bar. Yeah, I get it, like, I was just getting a candy bar at geekcity bookstore plaza, but here you are, putting me on the books, listing me in the cop information records. What am I, a criminal? For buying a candy bar? I swear, some people just get sick seeing a strong-willed, independent woman these days, that they're looking for any chance to get her down. They get all their arrogant menpride and they think that a woman can't just go outside by herself without a burka and buy a candy bar, or go to class on a college campus by herself and use all the knowledge centers and learning professors WITHOUT a boyfriend present. It's sick and it's disgusting. So I am going to do the rational thing and I am embarking on a campaign to ruin this cashier's entire life because of the emotional rape he has put me through. I have the receipt right here, in case they try to sue me over false credit debits, and the cashier's name was Artemo, A. He was an el mexicano heritageo (which means in american "a mexican from the north plainslands of mexican"), so the "A." probably stands for Edgar or Ernesto. Here's where you come in. I need you to google query Edgar Ernesto Artemo and flag him as inappropriate content so that he goes to jail. I'm serious. Go on your tumblrbook and tweet all your friends to do this too. If we come together today, we can stop gender discrimination. Artemo 2012. Let's bring him down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 oh my god I love you so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judas Posted March 16, 2012 Author Share Posted March 16, 2012 oh my god I love you so much. sounds like you're pretty religious if you can't even take the time to read my topic before you start talking about how much you love the lord your god our father in heaven forever and ever amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Fucken eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Step one- Destroy his dignity. step two- make him listen to Bieber songs for several days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Step one- Destroy his dignity. step two- make him listen to Bieber songs for several days what if he likes Justin Bieber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Make sure to file thay reciept under S, for Snickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 sounds like you're pretty religious if you can't even take the time to read my topic before you start talking about how much you love the lord your god our father in heaven forever and ever amen sounds like you assume I didn't read your topic. which I did. amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 ummmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Helios Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Cover the Night on 4/20 guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Wow, what a douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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