Pitbuller26 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 This gang is rummaging through everything in your house. They're checking drawers, cupboards, trash bins, even your pet. They claim that they're looking for items that will help in their journey. What do you do? And did I mention that they all try to run in a single file line? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Oh god...who let them in? They don't just walk in, someone had to let them in. Once you let them in...Well good luck getting them out. Shit dude you're fucked hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 If you don't go Link's-Awakening-shopkeep on them really fast, you'll need a plot twist of significant strength to draw their attention away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 I'd walk over to my bathroom, style my hair outrageously, and join them on their quest as it's clearly of the utmost importance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 The risk in that is that they might decide to use your house as a hangout, and it would be a ripe spot to be destroyed as part of the plot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 I'd walk over to my bathroom, style my hair outrageously, and join them on their quest as it's clearly of the utmost importance. Stole the words right out of my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Stole the words right out of my mouth. All while twirling your mustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 All while twirling your mustache. Naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Call the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pitbuller26 Posted March 30, 2012 Author Share Posted March 30, 2012 Call the police. You should know the police, militia, and/or local guards suck at their jobs. That's why children are the ones taking care of intruders and monsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Riiiiight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pitbuller26 Posted March 30, 2012 Author Share Posted March 30, 2012 Riiiiight... How old are you? If you're under 20 years old, then you have the power! If you're 20+, all you can hope to become is a faceless guard. I mean just look at those people in your home, they're all under 20 years old using weapons that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Call the local kindergarten to deal with them, fuck the police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 (Sounds like Earthbound.) I'd probably bust a Magic Man and give them powers that have no benefit to their quest whatsoever. :> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Put poisoned food/drink/medicine in your cabinets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Depends on how old THEY are. Tee-hee~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Depends on how old THEY are. Tee-hee~! Uhh... kinky? ... I think... ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 (edited) It's like I can follow Ether around and s/he will lead me right to wherever eclipse is being naughty. Do you ever not post right after she says something like that? I have chills from how creepy you are. Actually, that might be a fever coming on. My head ache is back. Edited March 31, 2012 by Aleph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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