Phoenix Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 No, that's not it. I just can't do it. :/ "Whether you think you can or can't, either way you are right." Some quote from some guy that I really like~ So yeah, I guess you can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 I fucking love trannys. I bet you do. *barfs* "Whether you think you can or can't, either way you are right." Some quote from some guy that I really like~ So yeah, I guess you can't. I hate that quote, and ones like it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 But your screen name is "Baldrick", named after the guy from Blackadder, ergo you must be in England. QED. I hope Lumi doesn't growl at me for using "QED" in a non-mathematical context again... Good guess, but no. Don't lump me in with those Pommie bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I bet you do.*barfs* You know how in middle school, to show a girl you like her, you insult her and treat her like crap? You act like you're nauseated everytime she comes near you. You probably do the same thing with trannies. You fucking hate trannies, and your hate is just there hoping to attract them to your bedchambers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I hate that quote, and ones like it... I bet you do. Philosophical quotes are awesome though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 Good guess, but no. Don't lump me in with those Pommie bastards! But I'm neither a pomegranate nor illegitimate. You know how in middle school, to show a girl you like her, you insult her and treat her like crap? You act like you're nauseated everytime she comes near you. You probably do the same thing with trannies. You fucking hate trannies, and your hate is just there hoping to attract them to your bedchambers. Nah, you just probably like the thought of me screwing one. I'm not really the best person to fantasise about, being an ugly virgin and all. Philosophical quotes are awesome though. Nah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Nah. Yah. They are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 But I'm neither a pomegranate nor illegitimate. I'm... about 75% sure you're joking on the pomegranate front, but A) I honestly don't know how much the English know about Australia's hatred for them in every aspect and B) you've been known to be really, really stupid and naive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Because I can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 Yah. They are. NO U I'm... about 75% sure you're joking on the pomegranate front, but A) I honestly don't know how much the English know about Australia's hatred for them in every aspect and B) you've been known to be really, really stupid and naive. I was joking all throughout. Though the statement is actually true as I am a human being born to married parents and not a really weird fancy fruit born to adultery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 NO U I'm awesome? Thanks, man. I think I needed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 But I'm neither a pomegranate nor illegitimate. I never said you were either of those things. Besides, you're an American now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) I'm not really the best person to fantasise about, being an ugly virgin and all. Well now that we've established that furet wants your black cherry you're probably not going to have to worry about that 2nd thing, once he raises enough money for a plane ticket to jolly old England. Edited April 1, 2012 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I was joking all throughout. Though the statement is actually true as I am a human being born to married parents and not a really weird fancy fruit born to adultery. Oh, I see. So you weren't told. You should ask your parents. You might find that there is a real truth, far removed from the lies of yesterday and all that came before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 Well now that we've established that furet wants your black cherry you're probably not going to have to worry about that 2nd thing, once he raises enough money for a plane ticket to jolly old England. Surprisingly, he can't have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kngt_Of_Titania Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I'm... about 75% sure you're joking on the pomegranate front, but A) I honestly don't know how much the English know about Australia's hatred for them in every aspect and B) you've been known to be really, really stupid and naive. Wait, Aussies hate Brits? I mean, I guess I can understand; after all, the earliest people there were essentially prisoners that the British dumped on a forsaken island to die from dehydration, disease, starvation, and exposure. Then again, America is close allies with the British despite the fact that we basically fought tooth and nail against them for independence and again in 1812, so meh. On a related note, the South still really has a huge grudge with the North over the civil war. Piece of advice; if people call you a yank south of Virginia, do not mention any term to them related to any event between the years 1850-1900. Why did I mention this? I don't know. Also, wtf is a pomegranate, other than the fruit? Fun fact: The word grenade comes from the word pomegranate, because the earliest grenades had large pellets inside and resembled the fruit as a result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Surprisingly, he can't have it. Why is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) Also, wtf is a pomegranate, other than the fruit? Fun fact: The word grenade comes from the word pomegranate, because the earliest grenades had large pellets inside and resembled the fruit as a result. I heard it was from the French version of the word from MythBusters. Why is that? Because I wouldn't let him. Edited April 1, 2012 by CrashGordon94 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kngt_Of_Titania Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I heard it was from the French version of the word from MythBusters. Same as what I heard as well, but from Wikipedia. :> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) Because I wouldn't let him. You'd pretend not to let him while your clothes are suddenly jostled loose, or you wouldn't let him? Edited April 1, 2012 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted April 1, 2012 Author Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) You'd pretend not to let him while your clothes are suddenly jostled loose, or you wouldn't let him? The former. Edited April 1, 2012 by Tangerine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kngt_Of_Titania Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) you'd pretend not to let him while your clothes are suddenly jostled loose? "I swear to god, the ghosts did it!" Edited April 1, 2012 by Kngt_Of_Titania Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangerine Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Gotcha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 The former. Oh Crash, you like to think you're so stoic, but I see your little John Thomas on an all-too-regular basis and HE likes what he sees in these Skypechats you insist on having with me. I'm telling you, you don't pay me nearly enough to put up with this bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kngt_Of_Titania Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 (edited) I'm telling you, you don't pay me nearly enough to put up with this bullshit. What's worse is he pays you with Monopoly money, but then refuses to give you more than a few singles. After all, paying rent on those purple spaces is a bitch. Edited April 1, 2012 by Kngt_Of_Titania Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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