Baldrick Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 ITT: I'm not original. I'm off to a great start. Really. What am I, four? Yes. I guess you shouldn't take a four-year old at his word. Alright, let's do this. What am I, your errand boy? Get someone else to One favor, coming right up, sir! There was a time for originality. That time is not now. Why, your radiant, flowing locks and deep blue eyes, of course. The player may only catch the first Pokémon encountered in each area, and none else. If the first Pokémon encountered faints or flees, there are no second chances. ffffffu uuuuuuuuuck. How do they come up with these incredibly inventive names? It's nice that they humour his illusion that he's an important scientist. He even gets his own specialty! Didn't the first version of the Pokedex do that? Hey, I'm just getting warmed up! OK, I'll be there in an hour. Powerlevelling. ...You have got to be shitting me. Thank god. That was nearly incomprehensibly embarrassing. Ha, what did the "professor" force you to do for it? Well, if you've bothered to train it... Oh yeah? Well my name's $$$. See, it's appropriate because I'm rolling in dough I took from you. What a coincidence! I met a guy like that on the way back... Oh dear. If I told you it was three question marks, would you think I'm crazy? Yes? Well, his name was actually, uh... Since his name is of absolutely no significance whatsoever, I naturally must have the most awesomest name ever for him. Give me suggestions! (Audience participation WOO) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 His name has to be Vergil. Not enough people pick Totodile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a.f.k.a. Howard Hughes Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Sho he be named because he is a douche who don't care for his pkmn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusaur Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 Screenshots...so...small... Go with Vergil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 REFA because I think I beat you on a draft or something fuck if i know also i'm egotistical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 11, 2012 Author Share Posted May 11, 2012 Update 2: Faulkner is a joke! IT'S DEMOCRACY IN ACTION Yes, I am helping. I'm certainly not perverting the course of justice by giving a fake name to the cops... Aren't you meant to be the expert? Why are you asking a four year old boy? Well, he did invent them. What did you expect, Bill to give me a Pokedex? FUCKIN' FINALLY Route 46! A little out-of-the-way nook with several powerful Pokemon! Any of the decent Flybot Spearow, the Jeigan of Pokemon, Geodude, or the cheesetastic Jigglypuff would make a worthy addition to my team! ... Oh dear, I seem to have accidently overdone it with Razor Leaf. I can't catch a Rattata after all. My first Pokemon will have to come from Route 31, instead. I wonder what it will be? ...FINE It's not that bad, I guess. Stab on Normal moves is cool. Upon entering Violet City, I head for Sprout Tower to catch another awesome Rattata. Ha-ha! Reverse psychology never fails! I hope I didn't spoil anyone... But I'm in trouble! I don't have any flying type to solo the Tower. What do I do? Solo it with Gastly, of course. Then why'd you steal a Level 5 Pokemon? In preparation for the gym, I head to Dark Cave to try my luck. Yessssssssssssssss. See, he'll stomp through the first half of the game, but won't be doing much for the second half. One training session and warm-up later... I don't think so! Battle implies that both sides will get a look in. OK, maybe I cut it a bit close. Though I didn't even have to unleash Zigludo. Hold on. Your dad's Pokemon. That implies you'd had them for years, and your strongest of two is level 9. I've been a trainer a couple of hours (in-game) and my weakest of four is level 10. You could be the person least proficient at their job I have ever met. I stand corrected. Apologies, Falkner. I'm going to Azelea. GODDAMN RAILROADING Do I have a choice? :/ NICKNAME SPECIES SL LV NOTABLE SKILLS STATUS chikorita CHIKORITA 05 13 Razor Leaf Party PERCENTAGE RATTATA 04 11 Quick Attack Party AERITH GASTLY 04 12 Cheesenosis Party ZIGLUDO GEODUDE 02 10 Tackle Party EGG EGG NO Taking up a slot Party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 13, 2012 Author Share Posted May 13, 2012 Last time: Update 3: Mommy, why didn't they use a Paralyz Heal on Kurt? <3 AH-AH! SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE! Awesome. What can I say? I'm a long-term planner. Don't mind me, JRPG protagonist coming through. Do you have any pots I can break? Yeah, they’re the guys I have to beat to forward the plot. I’ll get to it after I find another Heart Piece. As opposed to all those good gangs you hear about. You’re a very good teacher. You’ve fallen… and you can’t get up! Seriously, though, do you want to go to the hospital or something? That looked pretty painful. That sounds a lot more fun, actually. See you later! Welcome to the PC. Hey, it’s Jessie. Do the song, Jessie! You’re right, it would be silly to do it without James. That summarizes basically 90% of all in-game battles, ever. While in the Gym; Most excellent! Bugsy doesn’t stand a chance. Wait. How do you “discover”. A TM. The answer is very. I eat type disadvantages for breakfast. You’re mixing up your tenses. You should be using the present tense. NICKNAME SPECIES SL LV NOTABLE SKILLS STATUS chikorita BAYLEEF 05 17 Razor Leaf Party PERCENTAGE RATTATA 04 14 Hyper Fang Party AERITH GASTLY 04 16 Cheesenosis Party ZIGLUDO GEODUDE 02 16 Rock Throw Party EGG EGG NO Taking up a slot Party ASIMOV FLAAFFY 06 16 Thundershock Party ROLOUTBAIT RATTATA 06 06 Taking the 5th hit PC ARUCARD ZUBAT 06 06 Denying me Slowpoke PC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted May 18, 2012 Author Share Posted May 18, 2012 Update 4: Setting back the cause of feminism 50 years. Well, that's what it looks like... I knew I should've gotten an Oddish. Advantage: Me. ... Let's give it up for the autofire button! Fire Punch hurts! RIP Percentage Lv 4-14 You turned out to not be in the top. A fine replacement! Grind grind grind Pay attention dammit. How the hell did you become a gym leader? At least Erika had quiet dignity. It's kind of fitting that you literally killed Girlpower. Stomp critical, I was too surprised to screencap it. R.I.P Girlpower Lv 12-20 Random crits were her only weakness. I guess I shouldn't have given her a Victory Indian Burn. A more-rare-than-good new teammate and an item I'll never use! Woo? Hm! I thought it was a tree this whole time, but the Squirtbottle unmasked its true identity: a Pokemon! What would be a good name to give something that pretended to be something else? In a pinch, go with references not many will get! NICKNAME SPECIES SL LV NOTABLE SKILLS STATUS chikorita BAYLEEF 05 22 Razor Leaf Party AERITH GASTLY 04 22 Night Shade Party ZIGLUDO GEODUDE 02 19 Magnitude Party ASIMOV FLAAFFY 06 21 Thundershock Party MARISA SCYTHER 14 17 1st prize in BCC Party LUC SUDOWOOD 20 20 Rock Throw Party EGG EGG NO Taking up a slot PC ROLOUTBAIT RATTATA 06 06 Being forgotten PC ARUCARD ZUBAT 06 06 Nothing much PC PERCENTAGE RATTATA 04 14 Hyper Fang Dead GIRLPOWER NIDORINA 12 20 Double Kick Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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