bottlegnomes Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Not really sure what this would be called, but I was bored in class so I wrote this. Pretty stupid, but I was really bored. Anyway, not very happy with the ending. Thoughts? Oscar: Okay, what can I find for dinner? Kieran: Oscar! Oscar: Oh, hello, Kieran. Kieran: You scoundrel. Where are you running off to? Oscar: What are you talking about? Kieran: You’re running away from our duel, aren’t you? Oscar: What duel? Kieran: The one I challenged you to yesterday. Oscar: (what are you talking about?)...Oh, right. Actually, can we put that off for a little bit? Kieran: You coward! Trying to back out of an honorable duel. What of your knight’s honor? Oscar: (I’m not a knight anymore) Well actually, I need to make dinner, and I’m just looking to see what we have. Kieran: Aha, dinner. Ever industrious aren’t you? I should have expected nothing less from my rival. In that case I have something that can be of use to you. Oscar: No thank you, Kieran. I’m sure I’ll be fine with what we have. Kieran: Nonsense! After your generosity, I must repay you. Think of this as my symbol to mark you as my rival. Oscar: *sigh* Okay. What do you have? Kieran: *opens saddle bag* You can use this fowl as part of our meal. Oscar: Kieran. Where did you find this? Kieran: I killed it earlier today. Oscar: And you didn’t think it was odd there was a giant crow outside the Tower of Guidance when all the animals are stone? Kieran: I did find it a bit strange. What of it? Oscar: You killed Vika! Kieran: Who? Oscar: V-- Never mind. *heavy breathing* (okay, Oscar, keep it together. she could have died in battle. tormod couldn’t have been paying attention the entire time...) Kieran: Oscar, are you all right? You look ill. Oscar: No, Kieran, I’m not. Kieran: I shall delay our duel then. I don’t want to fight my rival unless he is at his best. What of my gift? Oscar: Your gift?! Kieran: Yes, the fowl. Oscar: (wait. yes. I’ll do that.) Why thank you for your gift, Kieran. I must be off to prepare the meal. Kieran: Very well. Good day, Oscar. AT DINNER Tormod: Ike, have you seen Vika? Ike: Who? Tormod: Vika, the crow traveling with Muarim and me. Ike: Oh, no, I haven’t. *Oscar brings in meal and sets it in front of everyone* Tormod: Oscar, have you seen Vika? Oscar: What?! Tormod: Vika? Oscar: No. I haven’t seen her. *Everyone starts eating* Ike: This is delicious. A little gamey, though. What is it, Oscar? Oscar: Just some bird meat I found lying around that I didn’t think anyone would use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramy Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 LOL Did Kieran actually killed Vika?!? T___T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Oscar: You killed Vika!Kieran: Who? Tormod: Ike, have you seen Vika?Ike: Who? Hehe...low availability, not very strong, doesn't talk much...no one knows who she is :( Not even Ike, the "I've met everyone" general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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