Original Alear Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 So, I was standing by the sink. I put a pill in my mouth and then got some water in my mouth. I am bad at swallowing pills, so I was standing there waiting for the right moment to swallow. Suddenly, I sort of vomit up some liquid medication that I had just taken. It's in my mouth, and I'm kind of stuck between coughing it out of my mouth or swallowing it all in one gulp. While I'm trying to decide, my nose begins to tingle. I sneeze water, pink syrupy medication and a pink pill into the sink; at the same time, a booger flies out of my nose from the force of the sneeze and goes into the sink along with the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ema Skye Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 10/10 great story My life has changed after hearing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Yay for records~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryz Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 I wish it was uploaded to YouTube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kramy Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Achievement Unlocked: Big Disaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Replica Model Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 15/10 You should turn this into a short film! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 26, 2012 Author Share Posted May 26, 2012 15/10 You should turn this into a short film! LoL. But I don't have any sort of video stuff so I can't do it. The other problem would be that I'm not good at vomiting at will, and the booger would also be tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Sounds like a once in a life time experience that couldn't be replicated anyway. It's too bad no one could witness this moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 26, 2012 Author Share Posted May 26, 2012 (edited) Sounds like a once in a life time experience that couldn't be replicated anyway. It's too bad no one could witness this moment. God is there. Once I get to heaven me and him will grab some cold ones and watch it on tape in slow motion, with zany sound effects and silly commentary a la crappy reality shows like "Blind Date." Or replace that with satan and hell. If I never get to heaven I don't care I been down to the crossroads And there ain't no devil down there They got the whole town shakin' Out in L.A. They got the blues in Mississippi I'm going back some day And I ain't gonna fuss and fight I ain't stayin' up all night Worryin' 'bout the things that I can't change Let everybody think I'm a little bit strange (Chorus:) ´Cause I love Muddy Water It's dirty but it feels alright I love Muddy Waters I'm ready for the blues tonight-ooh yes I am On my way to California My old car broke down I left it sittin' right there And I walked on into town I found a cheap hotel Got a twenty dollar room And when I woke up the next day It was four o'clock in the afternoon Well I ain't gonna fuss and fight I ain't stayin' up all night Worryin' 'bout the things that I can't change Let everybody think I'm a little bit strange (Chorus) Ooh why should I worry all night and day Whatever it is It's gonna be ok (Chorus) Edited May 26, 2012 by Hawkeye Hank Hatfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryz Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 In hell you're going to be reenacting that event 24/7 while other damned souls point and laugh. Harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 26, 2012 Author Share Posted May 26, 2012 In hell you're going to be reenacting that event 24/7 while other damned souls point and laugh. Harsh. Besides the fact that would mean standing 24/7, I'd probably be OK with that. Sounds like a pretty decent gig. But if you put me up to my knees in lava and tack on some evil demons flaying me with my own innards, I guess it would kinda blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttmuncher.ops Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 (edited) i saw someone repost this on facebook as a status lol where is it from? edit: nvm i thought it was a different friend >.> Edited May 26, 2012 by bllllllllllllack.mamba.ops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryz Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 Alright. I just texted those added details to Satan. He replied with LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 26, 2012 Author Share Posted May 26, 2012 Alright. I just texted those added details to Satan. He replied with LOL. There's a real simple trick to get out of hell. Walk up to Satan and tell him you thought his solo was the better of the two. It's not any more unusual to be born twice than it is to be born once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helios Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 There's a real simple trick to get out of hell. Walk up to Satan and tell him you thought his solo was the better of the two. It's not any more unusual to be born twice than it is to be born once. Like in Adventure Time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusaur Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 In hell you're going to be reenacting that event 24/7 while other damned souls point and laugh. Harsh. Nah, in Hell, he's going to be doing that while a mob of Fire Chains/Molten/Plagued enemies run around him. Judging from my D3 experience, that hurts quite a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted May 26, 2012 Author Share Posted May 26, 2012 Like in Adventure Time I idn't know adventure time did that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agile Tit-Tyrant Posted May 26, 2012 Share Posted May 26, 2012 o bby tll me moar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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