Esme Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 but she thrust herself in anyway and while riding a cloud made of naughty assumptions she cheerfully asked a worker (well actually no one works in this store but that is not important nor RELEVANT) whether or not they gave piggyback rides he replied "excuse me but you cannot ride clouds in this store and is that a pile of hummingbirds in your hair" YES YES THOSE ARE HUMMINGBIRDS I AM ELATED THAT YOU NOTICED THEM and so she left while the hummingbirds in her lovely brown locks mated and mated and mated and mated and mated and mated and mated and mated and MATED AND MATED AND MATED AND MATED AND MATED and sucked her dry of her lovely green sap that makes the world spin with ecstacy but don't worry the world never stops to take a break from spinning round and round and round and round and round and round and round! the end ok goodbye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freohr Datia Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I tried to comprehend this but I'm sorry I could not do so ;A; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 I tried to comprehend this but I'm sorry I could not do so ;A; That's okay! You'll learn my language someday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Da fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 Da fuck? Da fuck is the name of a good friend of mine. We'd share ice cream while sitting at the tip of the crescent of the moon. Oh, how I miss his euphoric touch! But sometimes we have to let go of the people we want to pleasure. That's just how backgammon is played! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgar Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Good sir... is there some sort of magical "medication" that I may take to learn this magical language of yours, per chance? Because it seems quite wonderful. I do think I could put this language to good use... VERY good use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 Good sir... is there some sort of magical "medication" that I may take to learn this magical language of yours, per chance? Because it seems quite wonderful. I do think I could put this language to good use... VERY good use. I was born with this language! My mother, she ate weeds and trinkets and hawk feathers while I was wee little cellular parasite in her supple womb! But I'm clueless and very naiive... Honest-to-god, this language is a mystery to me! But one day I'll have a revelation and the origin will come just like my fairy-father-dad. Thank you for being my temporary diary. I hope my Ticonderoga-brand pen was gentle on your thin skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgar Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I was born with this language! My mother, she ate weeds and trinkets and hawk feathers while I was wee little cellular parasite in her supple womb! But I'm clueless and very naiive... Honest-to-god, this language is a mystery to me! But one day I'll have a revelation and the origin will come just like my fairy-father-dad. Thank you for being my temporary diary. I hope my Ticonderoga-brand pen was gentle on your thin skin. Intriguing! Trinkets you say? And the language is even a mystery to you? Hmm... One can only hope to replicate this... this... well... I don't think there is a proper to term to quite adequately describe this mysterious thing. You're quite welcome! And yes, the pen was actually quite pleasant. You say thin skin... do you have thicker skin than average humanoid? Forgive me... I must take my leave for the night, however. Perhaps this can continue in the morn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious Sal Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Sadly those Hummingbirds turned out to be TrackerJackers and so Glimmer was once again horribly mutilated by the Capitols mutts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Sounds like a mild case of sexual frustration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 Intriguing! Trinkets you say? And the language is even a mystery to you? Hmm... One can only hope to replicate this... this... well... I don't think there is a proper to term to quite adequately describe this mysterious thing. You're quite welcome! And yes, the pen was actually quite pleasant. You say thin skin... do you have thicker skin than average humanoid? Forgive me... I must take my leave for the night, however. Perhaps this can continue in the morn? This can and will always continue. Thick-skinned, young, horribly ready for something he doesn't quite understand! Why, I almost broke it and felt... sad, but also... tempted. Tell me, do you ever think about that which could have been? And did the though of "that which could have been" change your very outlook on the reality of the spinning of Saturn's ring on Neptune's lacy visage? Pluto watched and got jealous, you know. He wanted in on the fun, but was too far to milk their honeybee-babies. That's why he left our ice-cream swirled solar system to be with those dwarf planets... but in it was all in natural frustration. He will be back someday. Sadly those Hummingbirds turned out to be TrackerJackers and so Glimmer was once again horribly mutilated by the Capitols mutts. I would like to have a moment of solemn silence for our dear, dear Glimmer. Sounds like a mild case of sexual frustration. Love flows within me like the muddy rivers of great canyons. You know, even the muddiest of waters flow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Love flows within me like the muddy rivers of great canyons. You know, even the muddiest of waters flow. Well you know If I never get to heaven I don't care I been down to the crossroads And there ain't no devil down there They got the whole town shakin' out in L.A. They got the blues in Mississippi I'm going back some day Well I ain't gonna fuss and fight And I ain't stayin' up all night Worryin' 'bout the things that I can't change Let everybody think I'm a little bit strange 'Cause I love muddy water It's dirty but it feels alright I love muddy water I'm ready, I'm ready for the blues tonight Oh yes I am On my way to California, my old car broke down You know what, I left it sittin' right there And I walked on into town, I found a cheap Motel I got a twenty dollar room And when I woke up the next day You know what it was four o'clock in the afternoon Well I ain't gonna fuss and fight And I ain't stayin' up all night Worryin' 'bout the things that I can't change Let everybody think I'm a little bit strange 'Cause I love muddy water It's dirty but it feels alright I love muddy water And I'm ready for the blues tonight Now why should I worry all night and day 'Cause whatever it is, it's gonna be okay Oh yeah Well I love muddy water It's dirty but it feels alright I love muddy water I'm ready for the blues tonight Oh, and I love muddy water It's dirty but it feels alright I love muddy water I'm ready, ready for the blues tonight Well I love muddy water It's dirty but it feels alright I love muddy water I'm ready, ready for the blues tonight Yeah, it's dirty but it feels alright Muddy water I'm ready, ready for the blues tonight Baby, we got to have a little talk I ought to pack up my things and walk I know a dollar goes from hand to hand But before I let you go from man to man I'd rather drink muddy water Sleep out in a hollow log I work for you like a Georgia mule My friends all laughed, called me a fool Your kisses are as sweet as can be But before I let you make a fool out of me I'd rather drink muddy water Lay down and sleep in a hollow log I love you baby, but you won't be fair You don't know how to be on the square Have your fun baby, if you must But before I'll have a woman that I cannot trust I'd rather drink muddy water Sleep out in a hollow log Muddy water Yes, Baby, we got to have a little talk Said I ought to pack up my things and walk I know a dollar goes from hand to hand But before I let you go from man to man I'd rather drink muddy water Sleep out in a hollow log I work for you like a Georgia mule My friends all laughed and they called me a fool Your kisses are as sweet as can be But before I let you make a fool out of me I'd rather drink muddy water Sleep in a hollow log Because I love you baby, but you won't be fair You don't know how to be on the square Have your fun baby, if you must But before I'll have a woman that I can't trust I'd rather drink muddy water Drink muddy water Drink muddy water Sleep out in a hollow log Muddy water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 Well you know If I never get to heaven I don't care I been down to the crossroads And there ain't no devil down there They got the whole town shakin' out in L.A. They got the blues in Mississippi I'm going back some day Well I ain't gonna fuss and fight And I ain't stayin' up all night Worryin' 'bout the things that I can't change Let everybody think I'm a little bit strange 'Cause I love muddy water It's dirty but it feels alright I love muddy water I'm ready, I'm ready for the blues tonight Oh yes I am On my way to California, my old car broke down You know what, I left it sittin' right there And I walked on into town, I found a cheap Motel I got a twenty dollar room And when I woke up the next day You know what it was four o'clock in the afternoon Well I ain't gonna fuss and fight And I ain't stayin' up all night Worryin' 'bout the things that I can't change Let everybody think I'm a little bit strange 'Cause I love muddy water It's dirty but it feels alright I love muddy water And I'm ready for the blues tonight Now why should I worry all night and day 'Cause whatever it is, it's gonna be okay Oh yeah Well I love muddy water It's dirty but it feels alright I love muddy water I'm ready for the blues tonight Oh, and I love muddy water It's dirty but it feels alright I love muddy water I'm ready, ready for the blues tonight Well I love muddy water It's dirty but it feels alright I love muddy water I'm ready, ready for the blues tonight Yeah, it's dirty but it feels alright Muddy water I'm ready, ready for the blues tonight Baby, we got to have a little talk I ought to pack up my things and walk I know a dollar goes from hand to hand But before I let you go from man to man I'd rather drink muddy water Sleep out in a hollow log I work for you like a Georgia mule My friends all laughed, called me a fool Your kisses are as sweet as can be But before I let you make a fool out of me I'd rather drink muddy water Lay down and sleep in a hollow log I love you baby, but you won't be fair You don't know how to be on the square Have your fun baby, if you must But before I'll have a woman that I cannot trust I'd rather drink muddy water Sleep out in a hollow log Muddy water Yes, Baby, we got to have a little talk Said I ought to pack up my things and walk I know a dollar goes from hand to hand But before I let you go from man to man I'd rather drink muddy water Sleep out in a hollow log I work for you like a Georgia mule My friends all laughed and they called me a fool Your kisses are as sweet as can be But before I let you make a fool out of me I'd rather drink muddy water Sleep in a hollow log Because I love you baby, but you won't be fair You don't know how to be on the square Have your fun baby, if you must But before I'll have a woman that I can't trust I'd rather drink muddy water Drink muddy water Drink muddy water Sleep out in a hollow log Muddy water Oh! What wonderful noise! My loins enjoyed frothing to its electricity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agile Tit-Tyrant Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 Such a beautiful story. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esme Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 There is a beautiful story within everything, you just have to remember how you learned to read it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 You speak Mr. Limericks language. Too bad I temporarily removed him from existence. Also. What about the Wonker and the Wanker, who produce the lovely green sap. And the woddlee-wonkle who can make the wonderful blue sap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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