Garteam Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 So ya my name is Garteam and have decided to join the Serenes Forest, cause I like Fire Emblem... ...Yeah, I got nothing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strunk Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 You do not have nothing... you have everything! An entire world of power, of battle, love, life, death, everything is in your command! *clears throat* Welcome to Serenes Forest. Hope you enjoy yourself. Ignore the weirder people around here. They can be dangerous. Not that any of them are around here right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I don't play for turns Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 Ignore the weirder people around here. They can be dangerous. Not that any of them are around here right now... Eat your words, Strunk. I'm here. Welcome to the forest, and tel us what games you play and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Replica Model Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Welcome to the Forest and hope you enjoy your time and this generic greeting! PS. Waha Kife might appear with his "premonition ". You can avoid it if you follow his rules! Lols, I type in "Waha Punishment" on Yahoo and SF appeared! Not that I want to know what it is if thats what your thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashGordon94 Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Welcome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Hey, don't forget the when you type Waha Punishment. Otherwise you'll be Waha Sued. Dear Garfield, My name is Waha Kife. You may only refer to me as Waha Kife. If you call me anything but Waha Kife, you will be seriously punished. This is no joke mortal. Also, do not quote me without changing the title of the quote to Waha Kife. You better not vanish or I will cut you down in real life. This is no joke. I hope you enjoy your stay. You had better... With these ghetto times, you might want to consider using a Knife for protection instead of a Gun. You can conceal Knives easier and they are more lethal at close range. Unless you got a Gun to someone's head. Why am I capitalizing Gun and Knife? None of your business. Is this paragraph relevant to the introduction? Shaddup. There are many weirdos on these forums from furries to hard core FE fans. I say this with great sincerity: do not go to Far from the Forest. If you do, you may never return to the main forums again. This has happened to many of our rank and we don't need anymore weirdos to be away from the forest. The government wants to contain all the weirdos inside the forest. Many people were weeded out by the travel back in time. Oh yes, this forum is actually 3 months older than it appears. That is because of a drug which caused the site to have amnesia. The forums reopened up in early January 2008, although it was open for 2 months before that. Our master had great payment issues. Call me Waha Kife. I am restating this for emphasis and to save your life. There are certain people who can get away with calling me the name that shall not be uttered. They are usually brawlers. If you're a brawler, you can call me the name that shall not be uttered. I've never used the copy and paste tool. I like to take my time writing out all my messages to make more of an impression. I am Waha Ashamed of everyone who uses copy & paste. How can I tell? I just do. I don't know why the computer weirdos added in a copy & paste feature, but I think that was the worst move ever. I've been here longer than 4 years (with a bunch of breaks in between), so respect my elderness. Don't be a Waha Idiot. Some guys in the intro threads seem to be following me around trying to piss me off. If you become a Waha Idiot and annoy me too much, you will be Waha Punished™. Why don't I change my display name to Waha Kife? Why don't you shut up? What was that? You never ask? That is Waha Bullshit, I can read your mind. I know your deepest fears. Like I said, if you go inactive, I will find you. Only I have the power to do that. How? Curiosity killed the cat. Now I must end this speech, because you probably stopped caring about whatever I said. What was the point of writing this message? To test you. If you skipped everything, you can go Waha Fuck yourself. But if you took the time to read this, maybe we can be friends and maybe you could call me the name that shall not be uttered. But whatever you do, don't get on my bad side or you will receive Waha Punishment™. What is Waha Punishment™? You don't want to find out. The last guy who received Waha Punishment™ didn't post for an entire day. A week later, he got banned. Surely you do not want to suffer the same fate... Written in blood, Waha Kife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Replica Model Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 I am Waha Ashamed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 You better be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted October 20, 2012 Share Posted October 20, 2012 Hey new newbe, welcome to SF. Enjoy your stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melonhead Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 If you ignored them all, this would be quite the small and quiet place. Still, welcome and enjoy this other generic greeting. It's about all the genericness you will get out of this place though, be warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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