Oh boy here we go Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Hello, For awhile, I've lurked around this site, and now I've decided to finally join. I've only finished one game so far(Blazing Sword), but I have played most of them to some extent. I hope to be very active on the forums here, or at least more active than on other forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Welcome to SF! Hope to see you around, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Hello newcomer. May you enjoy your stay. Post around a lot and try to enter the chat often to begin new adventures of friendship and toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh boy here we go Posted November 12, 2012 Author Share Posted November 12, 2012 Will do. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Dear Gheb, My name is Waha Kife. You may only refer to me as Waha Kife. If you call me anything but Waha Kife, you will be seriously punished. This is no joke mortal. Also, do not quote me without changing the title of the quote to Waha Kife. You better not vanish or I will cut you down in real life. This is no joke. I hope you enjoy your stay. You had better... With these ghetto times, you might want to consider using a Knife for protection instead of a Gun. You can conceal Knives easier and they are more lethal at close range. Unless you got a Gun to someone's head. Why am I capitalizing Gun and Knife? None of your business. Is this paragraph relevant to the introduction? Shaddup. There are many weirdos on these forums from furries to hard core FE fans. I say this with great sincerity: do not go to Far from the Forest. If you do, you may never return to the main forums again. This has happened to many of our rank and we don't need anymore weirdos to be away from the forest. The government wants to contain all the weirdos inside the forest. Many people were weeded out by the travel back in time. Oh yes, this forum is actually 3 months older than it appears. That is because of a drug which caused the site to have amnesia. The forums reopened up in early January 2008, although it was open for 2 months before that. Our master had great payment issues. Call me Waha Kife. I am restating this for emphasis and to save your life. There are certain people who can get away with calling me the name that shall not be uttered. They are usually brawlers. If you're a brawler, you can call me the name that shall not be uttered. I've never used the copy and paste tool. I like to take my time writing out all my messages to make more of an impression. I am Waha Ashamed of everyone who uses copy & paste. How can I tell? I just do. I don't know why the computer weirdos added in a copy & paste feature, but I think that was the worst move ever. I've been here longer than 4 years (with a bunch of breaks in between), so respect my elderness. Don't be a Waha Idiot. Some guys in the intro threads seem to be following me around trying to piss me off. If you become a Waha Idiot and annoy me too much, you will be Waha Punished™. Why don't I change my display name to Waha Kife? Why don't you shut up? What was that? You never ask? That is Waha Bullshit, I can read your mind. I know your deepest fears. Like I said, if you go inactive, I will find you. Only I have the power to do that. How? Curiosity killed the cat. Now I must end this speech, because you probably stopped caring about whatever I said. What was the point of writing this message? To test you. If you skipped everything, you can go Waha Fuck yourself. But if you took the time to read this, maybe we can be friends and maybe you could call me the name that shall not be uttered. But whatever you do, don't get on my bad side or you will receive Waha Punishment™. What is Waha Punishment™? You don't want to find out. The last guy who received Waha Punishment™ didn't post for an entire day. A week later, he got banned. Surely you do not want to suffer the same fate... Written in blood, Waha Kife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eCut Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 (edited) Dear Gheb, My name is Waha Kife. You may only refer to me as Waha Kife. If you call me anything but Waha Kife, you will be seriously punished. This is no joke mortal. Also, do not quote me without changing the title of the quote to Waha Kife. You better not vanish or I will cut you down in real life. This is no joke. I hope you enjoy your stay. You had better... With these ghetto times, you might want to consider using a Knife for protection instead of a Gun. You can conceal Knives easier and they are more lethal at close range. Unless you got a Gun to someone's head. Why am I capitalizing Gun and Knife? None of your business. Is this paragraph relevant to the introduction? Shaddup. There are many weirdos on these forums from furries to hard core FE fans. I say this with great sincerity: do not go to Far from the Forest. If you do, you may never return to the main forums again. This has happened to many of our rank and we don't need anymore weirdos to be away from the forest. The government wants to contain all the weirdos inside the forest. Many people were weeded out by the travel back in time. Oh yes, this forum is actually 3 months older than it appears. That is because of a drug which caused the site to have amnesia. The forums reopened up in early January 2008, although it was open for 2 months before that. Our master had great payment issues. Call me Waha Kife. I am restating this for emphasis and to save your life. There are certain people who can get away with calling me the name that shall not be uttered. They are usually brawlers. If you're a brawler, you can call me the name that shall not be uttered. I've never used the copy and paste tool. I like to take my time writing out all my messages to make more of an impression. I am Waha Ashamed of everyone who uses copy & paste. How can I tell? I just do. I don't know why the computer weirdos added in a copy & paste feature, but I think that was the worst move ever. I've been here longer than 4 years (with a bunch of breaks in between), so respect my elderness. Don't be a Waha Idiot. Some guys in the intro threads seem to be following me around trying to piss me off. If you become a Waha Idiot and annoy me too much, you will be Waha Punished™. Why don't I change my display name to Waha Kife? Why don't you shut up? What was that? You never ask? That is Waha Bullshit, I can read your mind. I know your deepest fears. Like I said, if you go inactive, I will find you. Only I have the power to do that. How? Curiosity killed the cat. Now I must end this speech, because you probably stopped caring about whatever I said. What was the point of writing this message? To test you. If you skipped everything, you can go Waha Fuck yourself. But if you took the time to read this, maybe we can be friends and maybe you could call me the name that shall not be uttered. But whatever you do, don't get on my bad side or you will receive Waha Punishment™. What is Waha Punishment™? You don't want to find out. The last guy who received Waha Punishment™ didn't post for an entire day. A week later, he got banned. Surely you do not want to suffer the same fate... Written in blood, Waha Kife You've been knifed dear new member~ ---- Welcome to the Forest. :) Your username is great! Edited November 15, 2012 by eCut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh boy here we go Posted November 12, 2012 Author Share Posted November 12, 2012 I see, ha. And thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 You've been knifed dear new member~ ---- Welcome to the Forest. :) Your username is great! Hey, spell Waha Kife right. But at least it's better than those Waha Idiots who type "Waha Knife". How dumb are they? Don't quote this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eCut Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Hahahaha, oopsies~ Fixed. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 What the Waha Hell? Now it says Waha Knife. Prepare for your Waha Punishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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