General Horace Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 well apparently since i did the first part i have to post this too wahhhhhh Myself, Jedi, Xinnidy and AlsoShin all like Earthbound and you should too. Banner courtesy of Jedi. My banner would look something like the picture below: [spoiler=its in spoilers for a reason] thinking of something else to type is too much of a bother so without further adooo [spoiler=PROLOG] music always seems to set the mood. Welcome to Earthbound. This part of the opening is actually a somewhat accurate representation of Earthbound. I hope yellow hurts shin's eyes or something curse you rpg 5 letter limits it is only natural that i be the best another limited by 5 letter RPG limits i hope this is what you wanted yourself to be and not like Xindy or something actually that might have been better but i just thought of that right now too late I'm pretty sure Jedi's head is sqaure unfourtunatly this game makes me call shin my friend which is extremely tragic he also smells so it fits that he should be poo ok why does the dog have more than 5 letters Curse you Earthbound! Its a good thing refa isn't a part of this because he's a punk and doesnt like bacon what a terrible person. it was about here i realized that i caps locked everything and was too lazy to go back and change it im really not sure what to say about this shot this is our hero HORAC and he loves cookies and he heard a loud noise so he went outside. earthbound really has brilliant dialogue. its one of the few games where i actually like talking to npcs, and go out of my way to do so. the fat turd is pokey, and im sure he's completely harmless after returning home you have to go out again because pilsbury doughboy lost his brother or something. you can take the dog so you have a not useless party member. if you rearrange DOGA you can get A DOG im so observant, you should really thank me. a really nice feature about earthbound is you can see your enemies (in this case the crow) on the screen at all times more or less, and you can avoid them if you're careful enough. however i don't because there's a trick i want to do that helps free up inventory space later on. its still turned based combat though. sometimes the enemies do silly stuff like this though. As you can see, Pokey is entirely useless in battle, and Spiteful Crows are the bane of my existance. However they also ALWAYS drop cookies so its all gooood. if an enemy sneaks up behind you (or you stand with your back to an enemy and let them do it like i did) its like getting ambushed in Final Fantasy, the enemy gets a free round of combat. Likewise, if you sneak up behind an enemy, its like a preempitive strike. However its kinda tricky to do early on. you find picky who says something i forget about pokey being a twat and joins you for the short trip home story: tl;dr 4 chosen ones need to beat someone up also the power of friendship must prevail etc the pixel by HORAC'S head is the one who explained it all to you and is a fly or something. Buzz Buzz. and then suddenly BOSSFIGHT however you have to do absolutely nothing since your pet fly like kills it in three hits and protects you from all damage. at about this point you realize that this game makes no sense yet limited storage spaces its a long game, gonna need lots of cookies. and your dear mother is probably the best character in the game. that seems rather ironic. and the ever famous repeating death monologue. if you wish anyway. and thus ends the prologue of this long journey. I was probably supposed to post the rest of my pictures but im being limited by overwhelming laziness and an image limit so until next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 GL HF bros. Also, BACON is good. I think Refa is Jewish with a jewfro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Yay! An Excellent start, I cannot wait for more Also, are all those cookies necessary? And my head isn't SQUARE THATS MEAN :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 (edited) Yay! An Excellent start, I cannot wait for more Also, are all those cookies necessary? And my head isn't SQUARE THATS MEAN :P It's good so you don't have to drag around the fucking useless Sound Stone all game. you can store it now but you can't later, and it's a completely dead inventory slot in a game where your inventory is small i will be watching this, earthbound is one of my favorite things, I was considering a 1 person picture LP at one point Edited November 21, 2012 by Strider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 It's good so you don't have to drag around the fucking useless Sound Stone all game. you can store it now but you can't later, and it's a completely dead inventory slot in a game where your inventory is small i will be watching this, earthbound is one of my favorite things, I was considering a 1 person picture LP at one point Ah yes, thats the inventory trick. I forgot lol it's been awhile since i've last played this game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pichupal Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Go Earthbound! I'll definitely try to keep watching this. Can't wait for NessHORAC's dad to show up. Honestly, the Mom and Dad are pretty awesome. Cookies! All that inventory space. How many Cookies did you have to abandon? And everytime I got a new character, I was like, YEAH, MORE INVENTORY! If DOGA=A DOG, then HORAC = ROACH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 If DOGA=A DOG, then HORAC = ROACH. I am totally using this later :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Horace Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 hello i return with another update i blame jedi for not bugging me enough [spoiler=CHAPTER 1 : FUCK THE POLICE] NOT ALL MY COOKIES i think i'll drop BREAD ROLL totally a SECRET HORAC also has the power to stop traffic hopefully this doesn't cause the police to get mad in the future ... 5 second rule im pretty sure the yoyo is useless not worth it sure i will borrow the money from shin and we'll take it SO MANY PUNKS they're wimps though, unless they gang up on you click it click it click it people say frank is hard but i've never had any issue with him ever even when i played this as a kid just have a healthy dose of HAMBURGERS and you should be ok. then you face the useless robot which is extremely easy since it only attacks once every two turns and convienent resting place, its actually kinda helpful for a little bit Not of the Virtual Console! Curse you copyright infringements! best mayor ever he doesn't look shady or anything at all definately not. i always thought he was mr resetti, haha FINALLY greenscreen means its like a PREEMPITIVE STRIKE also if you're strong enough, you INSTANTLY WIN fights in earthbound. I really wish other games had this feature. the enemies also try to avoid you too, its nice. enter ROWDY MOUSE they either do like 1 damage or 13-14 SMMMMASSHHHHH = CRIT WORTH IT they try to use some psi attack on you but it fucks up unless you wait a really long time i think, but i've never waited long enough to find out if it actually works these dudes are godseds, they restore 20 or 30 (or some amount, i forget) of PP, its really useful. this = does not compute anyway use PSI FOOD at the start to kill the antoids in the backrow, and the ant drains your pp anyway so might as well spam it hamburgers are pretty bro in this fight i think the cute puppy made that footprint NO THE POLICE DISCOVERED I STOLE SHINS MONEY ilu earthbound <3 ... the last dude catches you off guard and is a dick move since captain strong is a lot tougher than the policemen, who are actually no slouch themselves. ok maybe not <3 and now i pass the torch onto XINNIDY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 hello i return with another update i blame jedi for not bugging me enough HEY I bugged you plenty! Also is it odd whenever I see NUCLEAR SUPLEX I think of Sabin from FF6? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komeiji Koishi Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Also is it odd whenever I see NUCLEAR SUPLEX I think of Sabin from FF6? Needs more Trains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinnidy Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) Heeeey I kinda sorta have to update this thing. I love life. [spoiler=TO TWOSON AND STUFF] DRUG STORE. Expect me to take a while to remember what to do first. How do you Earthbound again. Ok I have BIG BUX and am HORAC! This should be manageable. FREE MOUSERS. MUST GET ONE. Oh uh right you can change the angle you face in the small frame after you touch the enemy. Welp. STALL WITH HAMBURGUERS AAAAH. I'm dying squirtle! I'm dead squirtle. *PIME TARADOX* Well that was a trip and a half in mushroomland. BEGONE FOUL BEAST. Random hamburguers in present boxes on the middle of the road! FAIR REPAYMENT! . HORAC hungers. He demands cookies. MR. RESETTI HI. Seriously it's the spitting image. Whatever that means. ESCARGO UNLOCKED by little sister powers! NO NOT PHOTOS. I ALWAYS LOOK TERRIBLE IN PHOTOS. And HORAC must be too lazy to take them anyways. PLUSHY BEAR omgomgomg So expensive though. :'c OH NOEZ! I really like the whole thing with the Runaway Five, they're amazes. Too bad they need BIG MONEIZ. :c Wow 50 bucks. Either this guy makes BIG BUX or too many people use guides and ruin his business. PIZZA omgomgomg What. What kind of pizzeria only delivers when they have a buildin- WOMAN LISTEN HERE. I DEMAND YOU TO DELIVER A PIZZA TO MY BELLY. SO SECRETIVE. This pizzeria could very well be a secret shop by now. NOT GOASTS! MAN IT UP. GOASTBUST- CURSES. FIGHT THE GOASTS AND FORCE YOUR WAY. It's no use. :c Let's do something else then. ORANGE KID! LIFE SAVINGS, but to fund a GENIOOS. (?) He actually gives you a pretty meh item lol. APPLE KID. SO STINKY. LIFE SAVINGS again! Undefined MOUSER blocks our path to give us relevant item! Mouse is more helpful than orange and apple kid. 10/10 BIKE. MUST RIDE EET. Look at how excited HORAC is. Just look at his smile. How about let's not buy here. Also going further in we find a somewhat shady and relevant character in this market! NO. YOU STOLE HAMBURGUER. YOU SHALL SUFFER THE WORST OF FATES. ENJOY YOUR LIFE BEING GRAY. Not HER! Serious kipnapping shenanigans! OLOOK WHO WE FIND. THE UNFORGETTABLE ENEMY. This battle theme shall be remembered for the ages. Even though I was too lazy to screen a battle. D; MEANWHILE, TO SAVE KIDNAPPED GIRL! CONVENIENT BRIDGE BREAKING. MUST GO AROUND. Wat. UNPREDICTABLE PREDICAMENT. WAT DO. Luckily the RECEIVER PHONE from the unnamed Mouser rings soon after and apple kid seems to have found a solution! Mouser for best NPC 10/10 HOW CONVENIENT. On a random note I don't think I've seen a shop that sells pencils yet. Twoson's tutelage must have them included. Also you can keep annoying the guy at Twoson's hotel for BIG BUX. I never knew that before, actually. doop CONVENIENT MACHINE. THE POWER OF SCIENCE PREVAILS! Spontaneous photo shoots! In part 2: HORAC will continue his quest to aid KIDNAPPED GURL. To be continued in like maybe tomorrow! Edited December 27, 2012 by Xinnidy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Great update also That pizza shop is HIDING SOMETHING.. also that bike riding SO HAPPY [and done before pokemon] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinnidy Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) SO HAPPY indeed. But after lazying around and eating cookies HORAC must continue his quest! [spoiler=To save GIRL-CHAN in SO HAPPY village!] That tree was not there the first time. It's actually one of the few things I dreaded in my first playthrough. ;.; AFTER FIGHTING A BAZILLION MOVING TREES: Good grief those trees sure can make me miserable. But we've apparently reached FRIENDLY PLACE so it's all good! SO HAPPY. Donate for getting the environment free of contaminants? Nah thanks I'm saving money for FOOD. Wat. Uh. Ok this is creepy. Go awey pls. ;~; BLUE. Blue represents calmness and stability, at least where I live. HIGH PRIESTESS. But that means he'll be promoting her too early nooooooo. Ok take this CHUMP change and go away pls pls Well, at least I got POSTCARD. But if you look at it that happens. This place sux. :'c BLUE COW. BAD PUNS. Ok let's put an end to this creepy place. AAAAAAAAAAH FEMINISTS. FEMINISTS EVERYWHERE I LOOK. YOU, OLD MAN AND SHINY FUNKY STATUE. YOU'RE GOING DOWN. SPONTANEOUS LIGHTNING. I KNEW I SHOULDN'T MAIN FIRE. CURSES. I MUST EXPLORE MORE. Ooooh where does this lead. SUSPICIOUS HOUSE I SAW IN THE WAY TO VILLAGE. IT MUST HOLD PLOT PROGRESSION. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat is this place. We find KIDNAPPED GIRL that has apparently visionary dreams. Unintentional shippings ahoy! That explains everything. FRANKLIN BADGE. IT HOLDS THE POWER OF FRANKLIN AND AMERICA. Figures we're found out but pokey is even lazier than HORAC and sends two FEMINIST goons after us. They stand no chance against AMERICA badge. REMATCH PLS. IT'S NO USE. In the name of AMERICA, HORAC shall punish you! Oh and the battle was actually pretty quick because franklin badge kinda made the guy beat himself up. DON'T MESS WITH AMERICA BADGE. MIND controlling statue? That can't be any good! PLOT PROGRESSION GET. HORAC is such a player! After the rescue and pretty moments are resolved, GIRL-CHAN reveals her name! Wat. I just... wat. Classy HORAC trolling I presume. Also THOSE BASES. FEEL SO EST. RANDOM PICTURES AHOY. Also SHIN has a teddy bear. And Happy Happy is fixed! I actually like the reference that Happy Happy does to cults that tend to become closed-minded and turn to fanaticism. I may be reading too deep into it, but I find it deeply interesting to put my religion in its place and look at issues and concepts that could be reworked or approached much better than how it is right now. In a more relevant note to the mood of this tag team, penis is evil. BACK TO TWOSON. ANNOYING BRIDGE WAS FIXED. SO CONVENIENT. ALL THE CLEVER PUNS IN THIS UPDATE. Also Shin now has MUSHROOM TOP. AHA. TO EVERDRED'S- uh, who was him aga- OH RIGHT HAMBURGUER THIEF. TOTALLY LEGIT GENEROSITY. Now to help those nice BOOGIE GUYS that needed money I actually didn't get to screen shot their performance because I went overboard with screenies so uh. YOUTUBE HALP PLS. Give BIG BUX for great justice! BOOGIE is now FREE! I was almost going to threed and calling this an update. THEN I REMEMBERED. I HAVE A SANCTUARY TO DO. BACK TO HAPPY HAPPY. And this = This. ok. Too bad we are OVERLEVELED and there's two of us! HORAC and MUSHROOM TOP prove victorious swiftly! That baby must totally be the legendary trained Red. Earthbound predicted Pokémon! Oh and SECOND MELODY GET. I now pass the torch to SHIN. He musn't be too sharp about the character swap surprise from HORAC now that I think about it. With that I end my part (for now!) and will maybe proof read when I don't feel lazy. Doop~ Edited December 27, 2012 by Xinnidy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat this update so early? I'm glad though :D Nice going you had me laughing throughout Edited December 27, 2012 by Jedi Of Connacht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 Curse you, Horace! I shall exact my revenge! NO, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN Da bus! Horace pays for my ticket too. The same goes for the old lady too. Public transport: 1 Undead: 0 This place looks like a dump. Make me. This is the reason I hate Halloween, punks like this. It also doesn't help I'm too cheap to buy anything for the people who knock. What a nice dog... NICE TRY GAME. Time to get Horace that cocaine he wanted. Thanks for the cash, guys. Stoopid public transport. They'll drive through a tunnel of goasts but won't stop in a town full of zombies. Must be Dallas' house. Let's see... Trick question? When you see a sign like this... MUST ENTER. A GOAST IN A GRAVEYARD? In all honesty, I can't say I'm disappointed. I suppose he at least deserves a visit. If he gets worse, I give permission to cut life support. All the cookies are mine! NO. Other than being in a life threatening coma, he's doing swell. Stoopid goasts. I can't go back home. Stoopid game, I'm not. Horace such a creep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 (edited) SHIN You should settle your rivalry OUTSIDE Earthbound don't hold any grudges against poor Horac because he is clearly not Horace :PI mean.. their names aren't exactly the same. Edit: Shin has this to say aw come on I paid the doctors fee eventually Edited December 30, 2012 by Jedi Of Connacht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Time for part 2 of more than 2 parts! With Horace no longer in cardiac arrest, we can go stop the bad guys. Despite leading to nowhere, this was still worth killing Horace for. I'd like to mention Horace also steals them from children. A bit of both really. From now on I'm littering, I don't trust these things any more. NOT DEAD END. This man is humping a brick wall, dare we ask? Let's take a look then... WOW. WE MUST BLINDLY FOLLOW. FOLLOW. Hey, you're not the sexy lady... and you don't have cookies! We're still not friends. Aw. We only know him via THE INTERNET. DUN DUN DUN 10 Shin Bucks says we're dead meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 (edited) 10 Shin Bucks says we're dead meat. You are such a jerk sometime. xD Those lines could be taken as Star Wars references with my name there Edited December 31, 2012 by Jedi Of Connacht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Shin is Mr. Bean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Time for a New Hope! Tony is a chump who does nothing... must be Dallas in disguise. Uh... Horace stole them. Fun fact, Einstein was a lazy chump who failed pretty much everything at school. It doesn't work. SO USEFUL. Yaranaika. I can't remember if you're meant to feed monkeys gum. Jedi so poor. NO COFFEE FOR YOU. So poor in fact, he ends up going to a soup kitchen. NOT THE GOAT. Jedi now has the goat's angle... he wants Jedi dead. GOAT EGG SO BRO. So incompetent. Jedi realised that he'd gone crazy. It's not every day that you get SHIN ordering you in your sleep. Beautiful. That guy in the forest must feel like a chump. Curse you, Horace! You have that item! He looks all right to me. It's a good thing Jedi has those dorky glasses. Horace's dad is a jerk. There were no horrible traps 0/10. Ha! Wow, Jedi is terrible. Stoopid Horseface. No way, Jedi saw her first! Stoopid MONKEY. Doesn't look too bad. Fudge. "Don't fight the cavepeople!" "And you didn't even get me a present! It's father's day!" NO. I AM NOT SHINDERELLA. "It probably won't kill you." Dr Afronuts is best father. It's a shame Jedi died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted January 16, 2013 Share Posted January 16, 2013 Why must you torture me so. I'm just trying to save you and Horac from OBVIOUS TRAP Also Refa's and my chat earlier was relevant to this [1:08:55 PM] Peebles: Mine would also be from Rondo probably[1:09:04 PM] Jedi: Slash? [1:09:05 PM] Peebles: unless i think of something better[1:09:07 PM] Peebles: yes [1:09:19 PM] Jedi: haha I'm psychic [1:09:32 PM] Peebles: yet you're Jeff [1:09:33 PM] Jedi: I love this tune too [1:09:34 PM] Jedi: lol [1:09:34 PM] Peebles: IRONY [1:09:36 PM] Jedi: IKR [1:09:47 PM] Jedi: Horac and Shin are fakers [1:09:50 PM] Peebles: ikr [1:09:55 PM] Jedi: no wonder they got caught by such a simple trap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Shin returns to lead the gang! Will the death of Jedi bother him and Horace? Not really! Wow, Jedi is a CHUMP. A CHUMP. Aw... I hoped bullying him constantly would make him go away. One of these things is not like the others. BEST VICTORY EVER. I suppose Horace's dad won't mind us wasting money. Seems legit. Turns out tents burn pretty well. Tents also seem to make honey, seems fine. PROT PLOGLESSION. Impersonating Horace has its benefits sometimes. SHIN IS HERO. Finders keepers, Horace weepers. I guess he wanted his sandwich. Welp. Nothing of value was lost. Let's try this again. I guess if you're into the conga, sure. Turd is worst boss ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Shin why do you have to be such a jerk ;/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I can't help it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 (edited) This episode is sponsored by Ninja Monkey! Part of me had hoped it would explode in his face. What on earth... I'm not sure if I want it. Worst secret ever. God I love frameskip. And that was the turd's first mistake. NOT THE FOPPIES. Yet Jedi still manages to lose the chumpiest enemies ever. We beat up another turd, but then we find something really disgusting... More disgusting that Jabba the Hut. More disgusting than this guy... But not quite as disgusting as Horace... It's Master Belch! He's actually pretty bad. But at least he's a good sport. Well, that's unfortunate. I'm working on it. I don't feel bad at all. What a jerk. And it only took 3 months or something. Shin so good. "Dear Horace, stop raiding the fridge!" That's it from me, the rest of the updates won't be as good... but I'll be back! Edited February 4, 2013 by Shin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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