DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 - Main Lord (Hector) replaced with Dorcas - Dorcas' class changed to Dork-Ass - 2nd tier class: Bishōjo Senshi Sailor - Dorcas' growths changed to 100% in each stat and 0% speed. Who needs speed anyway - Dorcas' Prf weapon changed into "Wife-slayer". Super effective against Female units - Serra replaced with Dorcas' wife - Vulneraries replaced with Poisoned Muttons
Raven Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 It's FftF. Nobody here cares about double posts. Not even mods.
MacLovin Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 I was the dorcas fanboy here. Move over.........now.
Xinnidy Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 I was the dorcas fanboy here. Move over.........now. no
MacLovin Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 no I DO NOT FORGIVE THOSE WHO TAKE MY AXEMEN. EN GUARDE!
DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Author Posted November 23, 2012 My Dorcas gained 2 speed points during my latest LHM run I'm the new DBFE (Dorcas' Best Fanboy Ever) now
Xinnidy Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 I just realized - 2nd tier class: Bishōjo Senshi Sailor yeszzz. His growths should be kept the same though for MANRYNESS. I DO NOT FORGIVE THOSE WHO TAKE MY AXEMEN. EN GUARDE! YOU FOOR. YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD. Actually I don't feel random enough for this right now. I blame being hungry. *walks away*
ZemZem Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 There needs to be a few chapters with Dorcas traveling with the Taliver bandits (was it them? I might be wrong) and raiding villages. Later, Dorcas betrays them and they become the Black Fang of the game.
DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Author Posted November 23, 2012 The final boss is Wallace, who slays them before Dorcas
riariadne Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 But Wallace is a giant among us the game will be unbeatable :(
DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Author Posted November 23, 2012 Dorcas will have to use the "Silver Axe Wife Slayer" attack to land the final blow, or else Wallace will regenerate his Hp using his Bald head as a Catalyst
DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Author Posted November 23, 2012 A triangle attack that Dorcas can perform with Bartre the Brave and Geitz the Traveler
DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Author Posted November 23, 2012 Ok, time to write some script, because bitches love script Chapter 1 - Dorcas begins Dorcas' wife breaks her arm while working in Dorcas' manly Kitchen. Dorcas decides to join the bandits in order to get some money to buy a better wife. He kills a random peasant to show his worth to the bandits (The random peasant is Lucius' father, but this is a spoiler, so forget it) The boss of this chapter is a villager who founds an iron spear. Too bad Dorcas is an Axeman Chapter 2 - Raid in the night FOW chapter. Dorcas enters Bulgar with some of his new friends, and he must Raid all the Houses without getting caught by the guards. Actually the chapter is not lost if the guards spot him, but the boss is really tough The (optional) boss of this chapter is Eagler, with his trusty Javelin. Too bad Dorcas is an Axeman Chapter 3 - A manly man from the mountains Dorcas' gang (Yes, he takes the place of the boss in-between chapters) meets a very powerful foe, who wants to test his might The boss of this chapter is Barte the Brave, a mercenary wielding a powerful Lancereaver. Too bad Dorcas is an Axeman Chapter 4 - Wife Slayer Dorcas attacks Lyn' gang, only to discover that they are defending his wife. He decides to PWN his former friends, using her wife as a weapon The boss of this chapter is his former vice-captain, a hero wielding a Silver sword. Too bad his Sword Rank is B Dorcas Obtains the "Wife Slayer", his Prf weapon, after this chapter. His wife bought it from a creepy merchant named Merlinus. He kept calling the axe "Wolf Beil", but she didn't pay him attention Chapter 5 - The debts must be paid Dorcas helps Lyn defeating an old fart named Lundgren. The boss is Lundgren, who wields a powerful Silver Lance. Too bad Dorcas is an Axeman After raiding his castle, Dorcas finds a strange object, the Lunar Scepter. From now on, Dorcas can use it to promote from "Dork-ass" to "Bishōjo Senshi Sailor" This ends the Prologue. Feedback?
Komeiji Koishi Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 Is this for real...? Dear God, please tell me it isn't...
Xinnidy Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 An actual script what. I think somebody sud stop while they're ahead. Because Cam will obviously make his epic reskin hack. wait who is Cam.
DarkBladeSeth Posted November 23, 2012 Author Posted November 23, 2012 An actual script what. I think somebody sud stop while they're ahead. Because Cam will obviously make his epic reskin hack. wait who is Cam. Actually, I bashed my head on the keyboard and that post came out. Might be destiny What is my destiny Dorcas?
Komeiji Koishi Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 He's telling you to stop. Like, right now.
Ein Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 My The English Language hurts. It's already a broken mess of a language.
Parrhesia Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 'Broken mess' it may be, but it's probably the best language for expression in the world. Granted, one would hope that advantage would come without all the 'rules' that are wrong more than half the time.
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