Gone2Ground Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Rules: - I cannot use my starter past first fight/Catching first pokemon - If a pokemon faints, it is dead forever - I can only catch the first pokemon I see in each area AFTER I get some balls - All pokemon must have silly names - I can only buy the lowest-level Ball/Potion from each store - If my commentary fails to be humerous, I punch myself BEGIN! Act 01: Get the stupid stuff over with and find me new Starter out on Route 101 Gone2Ground looks stupid on the trainer card >_> Because every parent lets their child ride in the back of the moving truck, waiting to be flattened. Probably couldn't even get cel reception, the poor kid. Does anyone at all set these? Ever? It's not like Day/Night is in GenIII... WHY IS THE AGE SOMETHING YOU'D BRING UP?! Well, this just got...creepy... Well, she seems normal. ...getting...creepy... But here's my number- So call me maybe~! THERE! I DID IT! I GAVE IN! I MADE A CARLY RAY JEPSEN JOKE! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW INTERNET?! ARE YOU?! Rejected player character applicant. Reason: Too much of a pussy. Well gee, I've already done one meme today, why not do some more while I'm fucking at it. Because she is. Why do all three adults in this town want us to hook up... ...whatever, I've always wanted a creepy ass moe anime stalker. Upside of using Mudkip: May has the shite starter. This relationship is escalating scarily fast... OUR NEW STARTER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! ROUTE 101 REPRESENT! Wait a second, I'm playing Ruby. And that means... WOO! PICK-UP IS BROKEN AS ALL FUCK! Wait, she's level two This is gonna suck for a while... Now gtfo, Temp. You served us well. ONWARDS, TO GREAT JUSTICE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 QUESTION... On the first route... for you to catch the first pokemon encountered...WHAT HAPPEN IF YOUR STARTER ACCIDENTALLY OHKO THAT POKEMON AND YOU'RE FORCED TO KEEP STARTER FOR A WHILE LONGER? WOULDN'T THAT DEFEAT THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE RULES? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone2Ground Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 ...well, then you'd be screwed. Serves you right for LVgrinding before your rival fight. Alternatively, you can shrug and wander around until that doesn't happen. Also, PART TWO! - To put up with Wally The two additions to the team - Other Fighter and HM/Pickup slave, leaving the female Zigzagoon to do all the work. Twisty has Headbutt Life is now worse for everything on the mainland. This is the best text to get from Pickup. Except maybe Full Restore. ...that's also nice. Twisty gets an ATK boost~ Wally is a lucky shite. Crap. That's going to get old and annoying quickly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 What would make this playthrough really awesome would be finding a skarmory on route 113. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kon Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Oh hey, you actually started up a no-starter nuzlocke. Cool. And I was actually lucky enough to find a Skarmory in my Sapphire nuzlocke. His name was Sebastion... unfortunately he is no longer with me due to a rather baffling mishap with Gabby & Ty. ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone2Ground Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 What would make this playthrough really awesome would be finding a skarmory on route 113. That would be the best thing. PART THREE! - To Beat a Forest! It is a sad day. Barker - LV4-LV5 Killed by: Youngster Billy's Tailow Achievements: Ate a rare candy. It was his first combat. *Mourn* Well, new pokemon! Welcome to the team! Because forests in nuzlockes are bastards. Combination of AWESOME and SHIT NOT A SHROOMISH Ah well, at least I have a way to beat Brawly now Wait. How am I going to deal with Roxanne? OHSHIT OHTHANKGOD something with a grass attack. Well, I've made it through. Now to level grind like no tommorow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone2Ground Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 ACT FOUR - Roxanne Rocks (Sorry, couldn't resist) New Pokemon! Yaay! Meh *ONE HOUR OF LEVEL GRINDING AT 1000% SPEED LATER...* I beat Roxanne with Beautifly. I HAD TO GRIND IT UP TO LV22 BEFORE I EVEN RISKED IT, AND PROBABLY PICKED UP ENOUGH NUGGETS TO RETIRE IN PEACE, BUT I DID IT. Now let's deal with this Team Magma fucktard ... and do some more grinding so that Flyby can actually deal with Brawly's gym DAMMIT Might as well grind Twisty while I'm at it...feed all the Rare Candies I pick to Screamer... *Another half hour later* DONE. Let's go kick Brawly's ass too now. I still don't know what this is meant to be... NEW POKEMON! Let's see now... Fighting Gym? No worries... SHE'S GOT THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 the fck, you got nincada. Lucky... It's one of my favorite of generation three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 You must now solo Steven with that ninja of yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) Moment of seriousness, G2G? YOU GOTTA FACKIN NINCADA!!! QUESTION... On the first route... for you to catch the first pokemon encountered...WHAT HAPPEN IF YOUR STARTER ACCIDENTALLY OHKO THAT POKEMON AND YOU'RE FORCED TO KEEP STARTER FOR A WHILE LONGER? WOULDN'T THAT DEFEAT THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF THE RULES? How the hell do you OHKO with a Zigzagoon? Edited December 21, 2012 by ಠ益ಠ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone2Ground Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 Yes, yes I did get a Nincada. I am luck as all heck. PART FIVE - Steven, where art thou? Because Flash is for pussies, and I want my XPShare to put on Ninja. Also more Flyby grinding. Everstone. Neva. Forget. I'm...not quite sure who to give that to. GIMME MAH LOOT! Yup Oh not this shit again NOW Flyby, KILL THE BITCH Well, this seems fair. YUP Bring it LOLnope There was another trainer here, but it was pretty much the same as the last two - Wing Attack/Kill TO BRAWLY! Let's Wrassle, bitch That would be pure 100% Scottish Meat, and ready to kick your ass Good god, what is with that face? And pose? Do you need to use the bathroom or something? Or is this meant to be intimidating? I've seen better battle poses from my 14-year-old Sister! She might be a judo red belt who can kick my ass but thats not the point IT WASN'T A ONE-HIT KO?! This might get nasty... This is it, brah. The one gym leader pokemon that made 6-year-old-me tremble with fear (The rest I'd level grinded the shit to fight against, but I still felt cocky with my Ralts the first time through) Frakking super potions Quick Attack, bitch I guess he couldn't handle... *Sunglasses* My Tailow's Wings. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone2Ground Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 Part Six: Slateport, eff yeah Well, time to wreck everyone on the beach! Twisty, you have eaten five protiens that you and Zigzag picked up during the level grinding. You're up. Beach is down, let's kill these morons. Not pictured: Copious amounts of Headbutt Spam Oh great, these bozos. Time for a new pokemon! SOD YAAAAY! TRICK MASTER...my mortal enemy... Done in 5 mins ayup Anyway, Ninja's at lv15 so he'll be fine for now. I've taught Rock Tomb to Knockout, so the EXPShare goes on him so that he can deal with Watson's gym. ...and time to do more level grinding pre-Second May Fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone2Ground Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 May, Round Two - FIGHT ** BEGIN! ROUND ONE - KNOCKDOWN VS WAILMER! FIGHT! WINNER - KNOCKDOWN Round Two - Knockdown vs Numel FIGHT! WINNER - Knockdown. Round Three: Flyby vs Grovyle! It's a one-sided super effective CURBSTOMP! Yaaay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 How the hell do you have ultra balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kon Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Hella broken Ruby/Sapphire Pickup. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Moment of seriousness, G2G? YOU GOTTA FACKIN NINCADA!!! How the hell do you OHKO with a Zigzagoon? I'm referencing to original starter getting a critical hit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone2Ground Posted December 21, 2012 Author Share Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) Hella broken Ruby/Sapphire Pickup. :D Gotta love Double Zigzagoon in these games. Part the Seventh: Moar Grinding and some new friends In here lies my newest ally. Yup, I still did the obligatory Doctor Who reference even though it's male. Aw yeah Oh hey wally ...yop, you'd have been crushed if you tried to take on Wattson. Brawly might be possible though. This'll be easy *Not Pictured - the Winstrates dying to Headbut Spam* Frickin' A Watson, here comes the bitch-slapper... MOMENT OF TRUTH! YEAH! SUCK IT DOWN! Damn right you did. PARTNERS FOR LIFE Edited December 21, 2012 by Gone2Ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 yunogetimmortalghost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone2Ground Posted December 22, 2012 Author Share Posted December 22, 2012 Because me no like immortal ghost. Me think he useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleted35362 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 It's kind of a pain when you don't know the game well enough and you try to have Shedinja fight a Voltorb. A voltorb that has rollout. No seriously Why do you have ultra balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fateborn Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 It's kind of a pain when you don't know the game well enough and you try to have Shedinja fight a Voltorb. A voltorb that has rollout. No seriously Why do you have ultra balls? LOL He has two ziggies with pick-up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gone2Ground Posted December 22, 2012 Author Share Posted December 22, 2012 It's kind of a pain when you don't know the game well enough and you try to have Shedinja fight a Voltorb. A voltorb that has rollout. No seriously Why do you have ultra balls? http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pickup_(ability)#Pok.C3.A9mon_Ruby_and_Sapphire Pickup on my two Zigzagoons gives me some Ultra Balls, along with Rare Candy/Protien/Full Restores You've gotta love the obvious fix they scrambled to do for Emerald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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