Esme Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 and it won't stop chirping and I am losing sleep like holy hell PLEASE let me have two more hours of sleep goddammit on a slightly related note: don't you think that these are the moments that webcomic writers go "omg I should totally make this a webcomic it'll be sooOOsoOSOOO funny!!! please kill me" sighhhhhglhadbfljvhfbjlvdhfbasdfghjkl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fruity Insanity Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 At least you don't have to put up with dogs barking all night, every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specta Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Go find it and give it a piece of your mind. It needs to know you are DISAPPOINTED in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myke Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 why did I expect the sport instead of the insect like people were outside your house crying 'SIX' and 'HOWSAT' at 2 in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 the thunderdome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myke Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karasz Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Want to drown out the sound of a cricket? Use MORE SOUND. Preferably from headphones. That always works for me! ...But then again, I have soundproofed windows. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyse Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Step 1. Find cricket Step 2. Thoroughly explain to him, saying he's a major annoyance. Show him the OP of this thread. Step 3. Tell him to say he's sorry. Step 4. Say to him he should get a job or something instead of just chirping in your yard. Step 5. Ask if he's willing to let bygones be bygones. Step 6. Become BFFs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy_Dingo Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Hey man, do you know how hard it is for a gay cricket in their society? Cut 'em a break! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I sleep in an apartment complex, and my room faces the parking lot. Right outside of my window is a large, bright spotlight, which illuminates the parking lot. For reasons unbeknownst to me one bird likes to come and perch on top of this spotlight in the wee hours of the morning every single day. He makes the same shitty birdsong every five seconds and continues for hours at a time. HE'S NOT EVEN GOOD AT IT HIS VIBRATO IS SHIT FUCK YOU MR. BIRD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momo Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Hey man, do you know how hard it is for a gay cricket in their society? Cut 'em a break! yeah why do you have to bring his sexuality into this, are you anti gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peener weener Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 gay crickets are the anti-dank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Step 1. Find cricket Step 2. Thoroughly explain to him, saying he's a major annoyance. Show him the OP of this thread. Step 3. Tell him to say he's sorry. Step 4. Say to him he should get a job or something instead of just chirping in your yard. Step 5. Ask if he's willing to let bygones be bygones. Step 6. Become BFFs. IIRC IRC log sometime BigBoss: Just don't forget that posters on SF are real people. *Eons later* SeverIan: Oh shit... SeverIan: You probably shouldn't forgive me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleph Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 why did I expect the sport instead of the insect like people were outside your house crying 'SIX' and 'HOWSAT' at 2 in the morning CX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Is it worse than hearing a train horn every night at like 2 in the morning or some other unreasonable time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Kill the cricket. Is it worse than hearing a train horn every night at like 2 in the morning or some other unreasonable time? Kill the train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 Is it worse than hearing a train horn every night at like 2 in the morning or some other unreasonable time? This happens sometimes to me but we don't have any train station anywhere nearby what the hell ghost train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 (edited) Kill the cricket. Kill the train. what the hell, the train was INNOCENT! I don't really care about the cricket though. I hope the OP found it and squished it. Edited May 2, 2013 by Cordelia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau of Isaac Posted May 2, 2013 Share Posted May 2, 2013 This reminds me of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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