PuffPuff Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Drowns Dahlia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *shove off side of 2.5 mile mountain* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djeets Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *killed interests with stareeeeeeeeeeeee* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *Death by crushing from giant concrete block used in Mythbusters* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashiane Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 [/wraps a boa constrictor around his body] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *electrocute with stray cable for the irony* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *Gouges out eyeballs with spoons, chews off arms and legs at the elbow/knee respectively, cuts off nose and ears with an axe, and then stomps on ribs and stomach repeatedly until death.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *impales with metal rod (nonlethally), then roasts over hot coals* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashiane Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *Gouges out eyeballs with spoons, chews off arms and legs at the elbow/knee respectively, cuts off nose and ears with an axe, and then stomps on ribs and stomach repeatedly until death.* Whoa. Um... h-harsh. And for more irony... [/wraps a noose around his neck] Hanging! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 (edited) *Takes absolute control of you, forcing you to serve me for the rest of your life. Then, after causing you to mutilate yourself in various ways, command you to keel over and die* Source: Wizard's First Rule Edited July 12, 2013 by Interest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *Takes chainsaw, holding it so it rotates vertically, and plunges it straight into face.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffPuff Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 (edited) *Throws poison darts* Slow poison. Get scared every day until you die!!!!!! You have 2 hours left to live. And if you try to go to sleep...you die! Edited July 12, 2013 by 綾波 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *Hadouken* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konnor97 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *Kicks head off like a football.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Activates Lethality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppy Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *casts Bolganone* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *impales with Gradivus* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blyegg Posted July 12, 2013 Author Share Posted July 12, 2013 hug to death~ This is my favorite one so far. YOU ARE KILLED BY GLASS!!! THE GODS FEAR HIS NAME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuffPuff Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 You get Countered and killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Death by brain explosion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *Giant Garbage Block kills you* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *drop into lava* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 *traps in cactus forest* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Starwind Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Uses good old Hokuto Shinken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 (edited) Chinese water torture until it kills you. Edited July 12, 2013 by Interest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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