singularity Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Do you know why Lucina looks like Marth? One day, Lucina look to a picture of Marth. And she think to herself, wow Marth is hot. Clearly Lucina played Marth's games after she watched FE3 Commercial. Falling in love with Marth, Lucina decided to play Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon after Horace told her to do so. Lucina made a playlog in Grust Forest, that she updated once every 2 month. Because Lucina is playing in Lucina Turn Count style, Lucina ended Warp skipping Shadow Dragon. Lucina founded a newfound hatred to Marth because Marth is 1 Panel short of seizing(how this happened when you warps skip is beyond me). But just like everyone who played LTC FE11 should be, Lucina instead falls in love with Sheeda It should not be a surprise, Sheeda is a goddess. Sheeda comes close to being Marcus and it is rumored that Wing Spear is almost as powerful as Marcus Silver Lance. Lucina decided that she want to be like Sheeda, but she can't. So in order to make herself as Sheeda as possible, Lucina decided to make herself the reincarnation of Sheeda, also known as Shin Sheeda Tensei(lit. True Reincarnation of Shin, I mean Sheeda). Her attempt failed because having the name of Shin, the game bombed almost as bad as Wii U. Sad, Sheeda decided to relive her time and watched FE3 Commercial. However, this time, the Dragon does not get slashed by Marth. The Dragon proceed to destroy the world. This events resulted in the bad future of Fire Emblem Awakening Suddenly a mysterious voice appeared Mr. Ious Voice: LUUUUCIIIINAAAAA Lucina: Mommy Sumia I hate Olivia Mr.Ious Voice: I COOOOMMMMEEEE FROMMMM THEEEE PASSSSTTTT I AMMMMM YOURRR ANCESTORRR Lucina: Huh? Mr.Ious Voice; IIIII AMMMM MARTHHHHH Lucina: But why? Marth: Because you are a terrible player Lucina: Says the guy who is 1 pannel short of seizing Marth: Your fault for being terrible at the game. Count your panel plz. And fuck you are warp skipping, how in the fucking hell can you miss ONE panel? Lucina: But the world is now destroyed, what should I do Marth: You should dress in a drag and go to the past in order to play Female Strategy Games Lucina: Let me guess, In America right? Marth: FOOLISH FOOL! Go to Japan because you can play my original game, named Fire Emblem Dark Dragon and the Sword of Light Lucina: I don;t want to play a game where the lord is 1 panel short of seizing Marth: Silly Lucina, back in my day people faps to my 11 Mov. Also I am basically the Sheeda of FE1, because everyone want to attack me for no reason, and I nuke everything with Rapier. I was overpowered but nobody know that because they are about as terrible as you are in Fire Emblem Lucina: OMGSIRIUSLY? MUST. PLAY. FE1. Marth: So now go Lucina: Can I marry Sheeda in that game?(yes, Lucina is les for Sheeda because I say so) Marth: No, because Sheeda is Mai Waifu. Sucks to be you Lucina: FUUUUU Enraged, Lucina decided to dress like Marth and attempt to seduce Sheeda, ignoring the fact that Sheeda is also her ancestor, and the fact that Sheeda is Marth's Waifu. However, thanks to Grima's interference, Lucina ended up transported into Fire Emblem Awakening instead. This is why Lucina looks like Marth. Lucina is a Sheeda fangirl JSND should be a fic author. Anyhoo: Lon'qu - Quick Slash: Cut-in of him appeared and the voice clip "I'll make this quick." played(FE13 crit style). He started to do a stance, and dashes to the enemy while slashing the enemy, knocking the enemy away. Libra - Judgement: Cut-in of him appeared and the voice clip "Repent, sinner!" played. He lifts his Bolt Axe and summons a flurry of light cross, and ends with slamming his axe into a ground, creating a massive quake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonMendez Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Anna would fight with her sisters. Lissa could use an awesome fire tome if she is a sage. as a war cleric she can throw her axe in a circular motion like great aether. Tiki would blast fire balls at will. Cynthia could have a latios/latias type attack and have sumia (and maybe Cordelia) attack like a triangle attack. Gerome could fly around like sonic in his smash on minerva and the A button makes gerome attack with is axe and the B button makes minerva shoot fireballs ( even though in awakening she can't breath fire). Severa's attack cold be like Link's final smash. DO DLC characters count because if so some of their characters like roy, lyn and ephraim would like nice in their new outfit with awesome smashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djing Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Landmaster for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadykid Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Landmaster for everyone. what you did there I see it for Panne/Yarne only you mean right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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